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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 03:33:05 pm »

NEXT

"Sorry, I must have lost connection. So, Kim, I heard Katelyn cheated on her boyfriend last night"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 03:31:53 pm »

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 08, 2013, 03:13:20 pm

"The distributor is in the store you bought the computer from. Go there."

"I bought it online. Anyway, can you tell them that their product sucks. Thanks."

$:-\$ -current publicity view

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 02:48:53 pm »

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 08, 2013, 01:37:05 pm

"I'm sorry, that is a matter for the distributor, not the technical support personnel."

"So where is Mr. Distributor? Is he in the building? If he is can you leave a message?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 01:02:16 pm »

"So if I get rid of this one do I still get my money back"

Publicity currently at

worse to better

$:-\$

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 12:55:47 pm »

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same person
"It clearly says Roman II on the side. I want my money back."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 12:39:10 pm »

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"I don't like you computer. It sucks"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 12:28:24 pm »

Quote from: Dariush on July 08, 2013, 12:22:08 pm

"Our new computer, Roman II, has the capability of healing the dead. So what are you waiting for, buy Roman II now!"

"Okay, I'll but that now"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 12:19:39 pm »

"OH, and I almost forgot, he died two years ago, so, I need one in the spirit world please"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 12:14:27 pm »

Quote from: kj1225 on July 08, 2013, 12:07:58 pm

"Hola señor Johnson no es su grabadora."

Caller hangs up

New computer is out

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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"My son has the flu, do you know where a hospital is"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 12:07:09 pm »

Quote from: Supercharazad on July 08, 2013, 11:58:48 am

FILTHY NON-AMERICAN FILTH. LEARN TO THE ENGLISH. LEAVE MY CALL NOW YOU FILTHER.

No entiendo Inglés

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 11:57:31 am »

Quote from: kj1225 on July 08, 2013, 11:48:45 am

"Hello mister Johnson. Are you calling about the trade agreement with Aperture science?"

No entiendo Inglés

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support

« on: July 08, 2013, 11:47:12 am »

Quote from: kj1225 on July 08, 2013, 11:39:42 am

Figure out where the rest of the building went.

This is just conversation, no figuring here.

"Bienvenidos, señores, a la ciencia abertura. Astronautas, héroes de guerra, Olimpo: Estás aquí porque queremos lo mejor y lo somos. Entonces, ¿quién está dispuesto a hacer un poco de ciencia? Ahora que ya conoces los otros en el viaje Limo más así que permítanme presentarme Im Cueva Johnson, soy el dueño del lugar. esa voz ansiosa que escuchaste es la encantadora Caroline, mi asistente. Tenga la seguridad de que ha transferido la cantidad en metálico a la organización benéfica de su elección, ¿no es cierto Caroline? Es la columna vertebral de este servicio, bonita como una postal también. Lo sentimos chicos, que está casada - a la ciencia!"

Google translate is not allowed. Plus, it doesn't even say anything. Honestly, it doesn't

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