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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:18:33 am »"NO! This is Patrick!"
"Oh, okay, bye"
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"Hello, I can't find my screen"
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"Oh, okay, bye"
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"Hello, I can't find my screen"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:16:02 am »"Sir use a scissor to cut the cable, don't worry nothing can go wrong!"
(wait for inevitable electrocution....hehehe)
*okay*
Then you lose connection
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"Hello, is this technical support"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:11:41 am »
"that doesn't work, I heard that people get electrocuted and died if they just try to pull it out, so I glued mine in so it will never fall out and I won't get electrocuted and I won't die."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:08:49 am »
"Oh, so how do I unplug stuff, I've never unplugged anything before"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:03:52 am »
"I can't, where's the off switch"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 11:00:02 am »
"Hello, technical support, how do I turn my computer off?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / The Rage of Technical Support
« on: July 08, 2013, 10:59:17 am »
Yes, another suggestion game, by me. This will put you into the shoes of technical support, you can't get fired because you're also the only technical support member in the new business. Your boss has invented a new computer, the Roman I. This fledgling new computer has many kinks to work out, but it's already on the market. So with thousands of programming errors, comes thousands of tech support calls.
Your job is to react to the caller (me) with help that they need. But be aware, all of the callers will be total morons. Be prepared to rage.
Computer Details
Be warned, I will not always use stuff from the computer specs. First caller next post
Your job is to react to the caller (me) with help that they need. But be aware, all of the callers will be total morons. Be prepared to rage.
Computer Details
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Be warned, I will not always use stuff from the computer specs. First caller next post
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Create a Sequel
« on: July 07, 2013, 10:46:52 pm »A bit dull, and I think they're making an actual Portal 3.
Um...brain to worky, can't think od something good.
Gaming isn't about why, it's about why not. Why is there no number between two and four? Why not marry this "number three" if you love it so much. In fact, you have until the count of four to quit before I fire you. 1...2...4. YOU ARE FIRED. Yes you. box our stuff, out the front door, parking lot, car, goodbye. Some people just don't understand our number system here at Valve. Everyone knows that the number between 2 and 4 is DLC. Everyone.
Anyway, this is just filler for my upcoming technical support suggestion game
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Create a Sequel
« on: July 07, 2013, 03:14:52 pm »
The name says it all. Create a storyline to a sequel to a video game or movie, or, I don't know, even continue a discontinued TV show.
:Portal 4:
Chell hasn't left the reaches of Aperture, as she arrives at the doorstep of Cave Johnson's abandoned personal castle, where Cave, at his deathbed from consuming moon rocks, is now reduced to using members of his own family as test subjects. Cave, too sick to actually record messages, has Greg doing them for him. (you remember him from the perpetual testing initiative don't you?) Anyway, Chell navigates these original tests, obtaining the one portal gun and using all three gels. (or four if you count cleansing gel).
That's as far as I get now. I've run out of ideas already, the start is strong though. Maybe.
Though I do recommend actually finishing yours to the end of the plot. Unlike me.
:Portal 4:
Chell hasn't left the reaches of Aperture, as she arrives at the doorstep of Cave Johnson's abandoned personal castle, where Cave, at his deathbed from consuming moon rocks, is now reduced to using members of his own family as test subjects. Cave, too sick to actually record messages, has Greg doing them for him. (you remember him from the perpetual testing initiative don't you?) Anyway, Chell navigates these original tests, obtaining the one portal gun and using all three gels. (or four if you count cleansing gel).
That's as far as I get now. I've run out of ideas already, the start is strong though. Maybe.
Though I do recommend actually finishing yours to the end of the plot. Unlike me.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Underground Survival (Very quick suggestion game)
« on: July 04, 2013, 10:13:30 pm »
Use Microsoft word to change unpoppable to unstoppable.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Insanity Corp, let's get incorporated
« on: June 28, 2013, 07:24:48 pm »
I did, well, implied. The entire world is govenmentless, which means no actual countries. And alternate timeline same space is implying the other part, anyway, I'm going to wait for someone else, to see what else people can come up with first.
Also, why is "governmentless" not a word, or "militaries", for that matter.
Also, why is "governmentless" not a word, or "militaries", for that matter.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Insanity Corp, let's get incorporated
« on: June 28, 2013, 06:45:41 pm »
What country, there is no movement, no countries, just miles of shanty-towns mixed with miles of high end business headquarters
Also, this is still Earth, so you can name an exact location. Like Florida, or japan, or Antarctica if you're feeling Insanity Corp
Also, this is still Earth, so you can name an exact location. Like Florida, or japan, or Antarctica if you're feeling Insanity Corp
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Roll To Dodge / Insanity Corp, let's get incorporated
« on: June 28, 2013, 06:34:35 pm »
This is a one player suggestion RTD game, but others can suggest for the player, but only what he/she decides will be chosen, plus, other people can be brought into the game at any time from a waiting list.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Into the Timeless Void, The Church Fort (A Suggestion Game)
« on: June 28, 2013, 02:31:23 pm »
it's over, only one person played
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Into the Timeless Void, The Church Fort (A Suggestion Game)
« on: June 28, 2013, 09:47:34 am »
I take the corpses away from the church, and take all of my flammable objects, use the rest of them, and light them on fire.
I then perform a funeral service for all the the dead. I don't know their names though, so just don't mention any part about names.
Far, far in the distance, I can hear faint mechanical noises, they must be loud to be heard this far.
I then perform a funeral service for all the the dead. I don't know their names though, so just don't mention any part about names.
Far, far in the distance, I can hear faint mechanical noises, they must be loud to be heard this far.