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Develop chitinous exoskeleton.

(6) you grow a chitin exoskeleton, unfortunately you are now too heavy for your drill to carry you

go to the city park and absorb shitloads of nutrients to supply me and my clone.

(6+1)you go to the park and absorb a shitload of nutrients from the manure the zoo dumps there, you are interrupted by tourists and flee self consciously. (2 nutrients gained)

I join ranks with my babies and fire a huge barrage of... whatever my face gun shoots at the zombies.

(4) you join ranks with your offspring who aren't throwing tantrums in order to repel the invading undead with overwhelming force, unfortunately you are out of nutrients and cannot fabricate any sterile seeds to fire, your offspring however use the only nutrient they have and kill two of the invading zombies.

Alfred fires his two rounds into the first and second zombies (6v5,6v6) scoring head shot's on both, the second unfortunately was wearing a rugby helmet at the time.
Jeeves (the second non-mini plant) fires his two rounds at the second zombie (Jeeves 2v3, 6v6) but misses his first shot and is similarly foiled by that damn helmet on his second.
the two mini's fire their one seed each at the third and fourth zombies (6v1+3v4,3v6) one seed passes straight through an eye socket and bounces off the shoulder of the zombie behind it whilst the other shot misses when the zombie slashes at the gun and knocks out its aim.

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>ABSORB NUTRIENTS.

(2) your pyramid scheme fails you.

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>ABSORB NUTRIENTS.

BECOME PARASITE

ABSORB NUTRIENTS FROM YOINK

(2) you fail to become a parasite, (6) you steal all his present and future nutrients by becoming a symbiotic organism.

enemies:
zombie 1, dead
zombie 2, wearing helmet, attacks mini plant A (5v6) but fails to uproot it.
zombie 3, dead
zombie 4, attacks mini plant B (6v5) manages to strike dealing 1 nutrient damage.

minions:
Alfred: 2 attacks, 0 nutrients
Jeeves: 2 attacks, 0 nutrients
Mini A:1 attack, 0 nutrients
Mini B: 1 attack, -1 nutrients, disabled/starving.

Characters:
LordYoinkPoke 3.5 nutrients.
Yoink: 335% larger than original size, fused with LordSlowPoke.
LordSlowPoke: 25% larger, is a Carratato ,Fire Wizard plant, Burning, steam powered nutrient factory, fused with Yoink.
MrWillsauce:Gatling mouth cannon (4 shots/salvo), defending a lawn, 5 Mini Gatling turnips +2 Gatling turnips, 0 nutrients.
Sinpwn:Drill-nose land Dolphin, too heavy to move, 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed,  lower body is roots, Super hero/villain, owns Gothams central park, produces 500 watts of electricity every hour, distinct lack of eyebrows, 2 nutrients.
ansontan2000: Is a Rose (hasn't bloomed), 5 nutrients

Finish morphing into a rose.

(4) your stem and thorns are complete but your petals are yet to unfold.

I set my babies to work fortifying the house against any future zombie attacks while I search for more cigars to smoke  . Also from now on whenever I smoke a cigar, I will attempt to convert the coolness energy from it into nutrients.

(4) your offspring begin fortifying the house, its not entirely zombie-proof but it'll buy you some time, (3) you find the cigar you fired earlier but its mostly burned out and has lost its coolness.

MIGHT AS WELL ACCEPT THIS

HOWEVER ORIGINAL STATE IS GOAT

A STEAM POWERED GOAT THAT IS ON FIRE AND A FIRE WIZARD

CAST FIREBALL ON NEARBY TREE

(1) you cannot accept your reversion is a good thing and fight it for all you are worth. (6) you complete your transformation into a carrot/potato hybrid. (4) you remember being a goat, (1) you miscast your spell and it explodes in your face flinging you into a completely different tree (3) you manage to protect yourself somewhat from the force of the impact but you lose some of your nutrients as collateral damage. (-3 nutrients)

dammit!

>FIGHT CRIME WITH MY POWERS, PAYMENT IS NUTRIENT RICH SOIL S+THAT I CAN EAT TO ABSORB NUTRIENTS FROM!

(6) you fight crime the only way you know how... by electrocuting the mob bosses, batman comes after you for murder. (3) Gotham promises to give you the city park if you manage to work things out with batman.

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>ABSORB NUTRIENTS.

(4+4) you gain 3 nutrients.

Enemies:(3) a few zombies appear but fail to ambush the Mini-Gatling things due to being slow and brain dead.

Still raining

Characters:
Yoink: 335% larger than original size, 3.5 nutrients.
MrWillsauce:Gatling mouth cannon (4 shots/salvo), defending a lawn, 7 Mini Gatling things, 0 nutrients.
Sinpwn:Drill-nose land Dolphin. 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed,  lower body is roots, Super hero/villain (hunted by batman), produces 500 watts of electricity every hour, distinct lack of eyebrows, 0 nutrients.
LordSlowPoke: 25% larger, is a Carratato ,Fire Wizard plant, Burning, steam powered nutrient factory, 2 nutrients.
ansontan2000: Is a Rose (hasn't bloomed), 5 nutrients

I synthesize 100 turnip seeds and load them into my Gatling gun. I then fire them into the lawn and begin growing a Gatling gun-mouthed turnip army. Also more cigar smoking  .

(6)(-1 nutrient)you manage to defy the 4 seeds per nutrient rule by halving the seed size creating 8 seeds,you figure they have a 50/50 chance of growing,(3+3) you fire them randomly around the yard and 6 land in places capable of sustaining them, (1) you accidentally shoot your cigar into one of your mini saplings.

Develop nose-drill to better swim through ground.

(5) you grow a nose drill, you are now a Drill-nose land dolphin.

>fuse with a military man
>BECOME ELECTRICAL MANIP!

(6)you fuse with the military man taking control of his body...up until the point where youre raw power burns his body away leaving you back where you started, (5) you shift into humanoid form and name yourself "The Electrical Manip"

BUILD STEAM ENGINE, USE OWN BURNING TO FUEL IT, COLLECT RAINWATER, USE POWER TO CREATE NUTRIENTS

(3)you begin construction a steam engine. (6) you collect 5 litres of rainwater but you cause it evaporates uselessly because your boiler isn't finished yet, (1) you begin reverting back to your original state.

>Trick Baldrick into eating another turnip!

(5) you trick Baldrick into eating another turnip.

Characters:
Yoink: 335% larger than original size, 0 nutrients.
MrWillsauce:Gatling mouth cannon (4 shots/salvo), defending a lawn, 5 saplings, 0 nutrients.
Sinpwn:Drill-nose land Dolphin. 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed,  lower body is roots, Super hero/villain, produces 500 watts of electricity every hour, 0 nutrients.
LordSlowPoke: 25% larger, !?!De-Carratato-ing!?! ,Fire Wizard plant, Burning, building steam engine, 5 nutrients.

KEEP MUTATING INTO CARROT AND ALSO POTATO AND BLUEBERRY BUSH

BECOME THE WIZARD PLANT

(4,1,5) you begin taking on potato-like traits, Moses talked to a blueberry bush didn't he? you catch on fire, you are a burning wizard plant. (5) turns out you are a fire wizard so the burning doesn't affect you. _{you had to go and beat my elemental aspect roll didn't you?}

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>ABSORB NUTRIENTS.

(5+2) you gain 2 nutrients.

Enemies: 3 zombies (attacking Mrwillsauce).

Characters:
Yoink: 56% larger, 10 nutrients.
MrWillsauce:Gatling mouth cannon, defending a lawn, 2 nutrients.
Sinpwn: Dolphin. 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed,  lower body is roots, useless foliage, 17 nutrients.
LordSlowPoke:!?!Carratato-ing!?! ,Fire Wizard plant, Burning, 5 nutrients.

BE CARROT

(4)you begin transforming into a carrot.

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>GROW.

(5) you become 25% larger again. GM too lazy to do proper math so you are now 1.25*1.25 in size.

Practice ability to swim through earth and solid rock. explore surroundings.

(2)you fail to swim through anything, (4) you don't suffocate/dry out/die etc.

God wakes up, (5) he checks his email for prayers, it starts raining.

Characters:
Yoink: 56% larger, 8 nutrients.
MrWillsauce:2 nutrients.
Sinpwn: Dolphin. 5 nutrients.
Greatorder: not a turnip seed,  lower body is roots, useless foliage, 17 nutrients.
LordSlowPoke:!?!Carroting!?! , 5 nutrients.

Pray for rain.

(3)you begin praying.

Develop sonar to examine surrounding area.

(3)you begin develop sonar capabilities but are unable to interpret the returning sound waves fast enough.

Grow from the turnip seed that I am.

(2) turns out you aren't a turnip seed... go figure

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>GROW.

(2)nothing happens.

Characters:
Yoink: 25% larger, 5 nutrients

MrWillsauce: 2 nutrients

Sinpwn: Can Detect sonar, unable to translate. 5 nutrients.

Greatorder: not a turnip seed, 5 nutrients

>GROW.

(5)you grow, you are 25% larger.

((Theoretically I suppose you could just roll with it. It's not an entirely stable condition at the moment, so you'd probably end up rolling to see if you come loose or get all the way back in but not in control or what anyway eventually, but a specific action isn't strictly necessary.))

((i don't like the sound of that coming loose part... surely the more i heal the harder it would be to come loose right?))

((also... i don't think spinal should use funnel life with only 3 hp...))