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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Is there a way to force breeding between two dwarves?
« on: April 18, 2012, 09:42:10 am »
inb4 urist gaye.


i've got these two children who have been in the danger room for a while, nicknamed Prototype Alpha and Prototype Beta. When they become adults, is there a way to get the two of them to breed reliably?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Oh God, this is hilarious.
« on: April 14, 2012, 05:50:41 pm »
i have a craftsdwarf that is injured, and is trying to clean himself. he has lost the ability to grasp, and he's running back and forth between two squares, trying to pick up the soap. he's been doing this for a week, and is hungry and thirsty...

oh lord. he has no grasp, and he must clean.

XD

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / are tantrums not punishable now?
« on: April 11, 2012, 08:49:02 pm »
i just had a spiral, and the only people marked in the justice screens are the murderers and a production violation. there was a lot of building destruction and fighting, but no justice assigned for that.

is this new, or just a bug?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / wut
« on: April 05, 2012, 07:48:42 pm »
so, i had a goblin show up at my fort with the megabeast announcement. the goblin blah blah has come, twisted by blah blah.

he had no profession, no wounds, no inventory, and he immediately ran off the screen when he appeared.





wut.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / you know what would be cool?
« on: April 05, 2012, 03:52:34 pm »
if there was a way for a workshop to process goods in an area.

for example, if there was a gem stockpile next to my jeweler's workshop, i could designate that workshop to cut gems in that stockpile until it runs out. that way, every single gem i dig up could be cut easily and automatically, as dwarfs would re-fill the stockpile constantly.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / flux in the new version.
« on: April 02, 2012, 02:43:15 pm »
is it bugged? because i find it hard to believe when i'm searching for an embark in a large world there isn't a bit of flux...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / This new metal system makes me rage.
« on: March 28, 2012, 03:16:51 pm »
9 wafers for one candy breastplate? basically means the days of having at least one squad of candy equipped dwarves is over.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / >:[
« on: February 16, 2012, 02:35:42 pm »
the new df release would come out when i start a new fort.

sure, i was just gonna give it up. then, first mood, weaponsmith. second mood, armorsmith.


looks like i'm ridin this one out.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Won't take the damn thread.
« on: November 17, 2011, 10:47:24 am »
Why won't my possessed badass militia commander take thread because he's possessed? he's asking for it, and i have it.....WHY WONT HE TAKE IT.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Deadly dust contagion?
« on: November 15, 2011, 09:28:46 am »
I, a while back, happened to fight a FB with deadly dust. the battle was quick, and in my favor, but a few of my legendary soldiers suffered unconciousness, total paralysis, and full body rot.

A few months later, I noticed two dwarves passing out. They didn't have the exact same symptoms (no paralysis), but had body rot, and eventually bled out. Were these related? Does deadly dust stay around (i.e forgotten beast extract/ichor)?

I purged the area around my wells with magma, but then df crashed. I want to prevent this syndrome from spreading. So, any ideas?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Civilization screen and wars.
« on: October 31, 2011, 03:32:05 pm »
So, on the screen of view civs, there's a small P or W on the side, that changes. I assume this shows all the civs relations to each other....which prompts some questions. First of all, the dwarves appear to be peaceful with the goblins, does this mean I'll no longer be attacked by the gobs?

And, secondly, I had a human diplomat die while here, and a siege followed. Yet, now they are coming to trade....I'm confused...anybody have any idea what happened?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / troll professions?
« on: August 24, 2011, 01:07:01 pm »
so, in a siege a while back, I was under attack by trolls that had professions. Brokers, woodcutters, a soap maker troll, a whole bunch of 'em.

has anybody else seen this? i've never seen it since, or before.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / nobles aren't so bad.
« on: August 23, 2011, 05:43:56 pm »
my count just forbids coins from being exported, and production of coins. he's just a fiscal conservative.

<.<

well, the vault's only entrance is in his room...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / human diplomat
« on: August 21, 2011, 11:45:59 pm »
one of em came by my fort, talked to my baron, and left, without any agreement or anything.

did i do something wrong?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Stupid luxury.
« on: August 17, 2011, 04:27:52 pm »
After i made 1000 cotton candy coins, i was wondering, what silly/useless high quality good/projects have you made for shits and giggles.

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