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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Moments that make you smile in DF
« on: September 06, 2012, 01:23:45 pm »
just found out my two best military dwarves are romantically involved.
dat feel
dat feel
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Badass dwarf dies of old age
« on: May 05, 2012, 10:41:09 am »
he should rest with the brothers and sisters he spent his life defending
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cought in a cloud of boiling magma
« on: April 28, 2012, 05:27:05 pm »
yeah, why would he ask questions on a forum about the game the forum's about!?
so mad i had to click on this topic, and had to reply. man, what an inconvenience.
so mad i had to click on this topic, and had to reply. man, what an inconvenience.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: This picture really reminds me of DF and I don't know why.
« on: April 28, 2012, 03:08:32 am »
child abomination: What's the deal with airplane food!?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: PRAISE ARMOK!!!
« on: April 22, 2012, 08:47:56 pm »
i work to promote the dwarves. all my dwarves are avowed atheists.
glorious workers of dwarven mines have no need for armok, quotas must be filled!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M
glorious workers of dwarven mines have no need for armok, quotas must be filled!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: So I was drunk the other day
« on: April 21, 2012, 08:23:32 pm »
dwarf powered weapon trap
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Mine carts: Why yes, lets weaponize them before the release!
« on: April 21, 2012, 08:04:39 pm »
minecart with a contagious blood fb in it.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A dwarf listed under "others"?
« on: April 20, 2012, 11:35:40 pm »
one of the traders got stabbed in the eye, then choked the goblin master thief out, killing it with a kick to the head.
i shall name him plissken
i shall name him plissken
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A dwarf listed under "others"?
« on: April 20, 2012, 09:41:05 pm »
i have like four traders like that every year hovering around the border. they work as goblin spotters/bait.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Is there a way to force breeding between two dwarves?
« on: April 18, 2012, 09:52:41 am »
yeah, but that ruins the point of my entire experiment, raising a supersoldier.
but, maybe if alpha becomes crippled, her and beta can crank out kids for me.
but, maybe if alpha becomes crippled, her and beta can crank out kids for me.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Is there a way to force breeding between two dwarves?
« on: April 18, 2012, 09:50:14 am »
chance!? hope!?
bah. i guess i'll stick 'em on the same squad and hope battlefield romance blossoms.
all i know is, alpha is a master fighter, dodger, and armor user, with a bunch of soul bonuses at the age of 3. beta is 4, and lagging a bit behind.
i would've been cool to wait a decade or so, and have some badass offspring.
Dafuq is this?
read moar
bah. i guess i'll stick 'em on the same squad and hope battlefield romance blossoms.
all i know is, alpha is a master fighter, dodger, and armor user, with a bunch of soul bonuses at the age of 3. beta is 4, and lagging a bit behind.
i would've been cool to wait a decade or so, and have some badass offspring.
Dafuq is this?
read moar
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Is there a way to force breeding between two dwarves?
« on: April 18, 2012, 09:42:10 am »
inb4 urist gaye.
i've got these two children who have been in the danger room for a while, nicknamed Prototype Alpha and Prototype Beta. When they become adults, is there a way to get the two of them to breed reliably?
i've got these two children who have been in the danger room for a while, nicknamed Prototype Alpha and Prototype Beta. When they become adults, is there a way to get the two of them to breed reliably?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Golden Goose
« on: April 18, 2012, 09:08:57 am »
yeah man, screw the community! i want to feel better than people starting the game!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Golden Goose
« on: April 18, 2012, 08:56:00 am »God damn it... What the hell do we need to do to get people to stop posting masterworks bullshit all the time - especially how do we get them to say that it's masterworks in the OP? Every, single thread has someone asking these stupid questions and then six posts later "oh yeah I've modded everything to hell and back but didn't think it was worth mentioning."
deep breath...
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarves putting discarded items in their tombs ?
« on: April 17, 2012, 07:12:45 pm »
that's....cool ai behavior.