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Messages - Masta Crouton

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Stupid luxury.
« on: August 19, 2011, 06:38:05 pm »
also, wouldn't these coins cut you pretty badly if you use them?


which is awesome.

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a platinum hammer.







a toy hammer.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Most Impressive Combat Reports
« on: August 18, 2011, 09:44:19 am »
i've always been a fan of goblins falling, and blowing apart when they strike bottom.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Stupid luxury.
« on: August 18, 2011, 09:42:24 am »
a stack of 500 looks to be about 3000 db, not sure if that's all of them, or just one.
that's all. coins are worthless and stupid because they have not much value multiplier and no quality.

just as stupid and worthless as selecting only dwarves who love cheese as engravers?


yes, that is the kind of fortress i'm running. sure, i could make and maintain a perfectly efficiant fortress, but there's no fun in that! i have a trade depot made of platinum. i have gem windows made of rubies in the hospital. i have two miners with cotten candy pickaxes. SOLID GOLD DOORS.

there is no reason for any of this. except to make my dwarves really really really rich-looking.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Stupid luxury.
« on: August 18, 2011, 07:51:24 am »
a stack of 500 looks to be about 3000 db, not sure if that's all of them, or just one.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Stupid luxury.
« on: August 18, 2011, 06:05:50 am »
it makes perfect sense.

what if my new civ in sometime is in debt to another civ? very valuable coins make it easier to pay off larger debts!


<.<

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Stupid luxury.
« on: August 17, 2011, 07:19:32 pm »
i am rolling in them. open your mind brah, without the cotton candy coins, we can't summon the eldritch invisible hand!


*ba-dum tssh*

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Stupid luxury.
« on: August 17, 2011, 04:27:52 pm »
After i made 1000 cotton candy coins, i was wondering, what silly/useless high quality good/projects have you made for shits and giggles.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How many times have you reclaimed?
« on: August 16, 2011, 07:28:15 pm »
yeah, i do that, but just the hauling with seven dwarves. dwarfs. more than one dwarf.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 16, 2011, 07:14:54 pm »
He's a he. Besides that, his new hospital is really fucking massive. :P


Also; I look away from DF for a moment; snatcher report. In a cage.
Also; I look  away  for  a   second  time; snatcher report. In a cage.


i swear they gravitate towards those things

I didn't realise Armok was the god of absolute pointlessness!
You just discovered point of this game. After all, player is Armok.

and we are all but avatars of armok

and good lord, edit 2. got my first siege, right when the elves showed up. they swarmed the trade depot, slaughtering all the elves but one. he made a break for my doors. i locked them. he ran to the door, and stopped. then the goblins descended upon him.

armok is pleased.

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because you spoiled yourself. =)

i flipped when i found cotton candy. i almost died of fun when i found the good ol' big top.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Most Impressive Combat Reports
« on: August 16, 2011, 07:01:08 pm »
i always like flail/mace embeds, and i've actually gotten a few warhammer embeds. thats a crazy amount of force.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How many times have you reclaimed?
« on: August 16, 2011, 06:59:29 pm »
i hate the like year of cleanup.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's your music choice?
« on: August 16, 2011, 09:24:23 am »
the red army theme from CoD: World at War is rather great for that epic siege defense.

"WITH YOUR AXES! WITH YOUR SWORDS! WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, DO THE SAME TO THEIR WRETCHED HAMMERLORDS!"

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 16, 2011, 06:58:35 am »
Bannercaves, new fort. At 93 dwarves, 900 drink. that makes me happy.

and apperently, since snatchers are cloaked, i don't get to read the combat reports of them getting sliced up by my traps/falling 15 z levels to their death...i only noticed when the miasma wafted up...good thing i always keep my dwarves happy.

the first siege....I look forward to. not even going to lock my doors, just gonna station my legendary cotton candy armed/armored fighters behind the last doors....i wanna see goblin splats. =D

EDIT: omg artifact cotton candy breastplate. =DDDDDDDD

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