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Messages - Masta Crouton

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: August 15, 2011, 04:01:54 pm »
my awesome swordmaster who had never been hit got shot in the head. with a single shot. through an iron helm. with a silver bolt.

that loss was not fun. =(

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: August 15, 2011, 12:55:29 am »
My new adventurer is perfect to teach children safety!


Bil Truststrangers.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: August 14, 2011, 11:18:43 pm »
i realize this, but asking me to pay 4x the amount of money i spent is stupid effin ridiculous.

i'm derailing this topic....

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Ideal drop level?
« on: August 14, 2011, 10:54:59 pm »
i figured any goblins that survive can either chill down there, or i can remove the wall, and slaughter them.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: August 14, 2011, 10:19:15 pm »
since when the hell did that make sense? raise the damn prices, don't make some random ass extra charge that you don't tell me about, don't quantify, or ever mention again?

he came next time, and took 20 in profit. good for him. he was THIS close to death...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: August 14, 2011, 03:17:04 pm »
Dear Urist McGreedyfuck,

When you come on your little fuckin caravan to trade with me, DO NOT demand over 2k in trader profit. I offered 200 profit, more than I usually give. And you stormed off, calling ME a child? I give you ONE more goddamn chance. You pull that shit on me again I WILL KILL YOU AND ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS.

Sincerely,

Fuck you.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Ideal drop level?
« on: August 14, 2011, 05:14:52 am »
nice! those are all going to the fortress defense idea stockpile.

right now, i'm thinkin a small bridge, with blade traps, and on each side, a 10 z fall onto spikes. hopefully, the dodgy bastards will go right off the edge...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Ideal drop level?
« on: August 14, 2011, 05:02:36 am »
that is heartbreaking. i can't put spikes at the bottom of my pits to impale goblins without extra work?


=(((((((((

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Ideal drop level?
« on: August 14, 2011, 04:26:26 am »
i wasn't talking about spike traps, simply upright spikes....those hurt things, right?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Ideal drop level?
« on: August 14, 2011, 03:40:12 am »
If I was making a part of my trap setup some pits, what would be the optimal distance for the average goblin to fall to his death?

also, this is merely temporary, as menacing spikes will be made soon. how exactly do non-moving spikes work? just one wound....and if they don't die, they just chill on the spike?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarves getting injured while dumping stones?
« on: August 14, 2011, 03:14:07 am »
the rocks are heavy.


duh.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 13, 2011, 06:20:11 pm »
bah.


....are steel creatures immune to FB extract?   >.>

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 13, 2011, 05:40:25 pm »
Quote from: Masta Crouton on August 13, 2011, 06:37:26 am
Seemed like a fatal tantrum spiral...maybe forty dead dwarves. Then a huge goblin siege. I had slain the war master, so only trolls supported them. My battered militia, maybe 15 out of the thirty left, all highly skilled fighters...there are worse ways to die.


....we won! hundreds of dead goblins! WE MAY YET STILL STAND.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: August 13, 2011, 06:37:26 am »
Seemed like a fatal tantrum spiral...maybe forty dead dwarves. Then a huge goblin siege. I had slain the war master, so only trolls supported them. My battered militia, maybe 15 out of the thirty left, all highly skilled fighters...there are worse ways to die.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Artifact pick?
« on: August 09, 2011, 10:10:26 pm »
haha, sorry. it was the first example in my mind.

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