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Messages - Masta Crouton

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Greatest reactions to DF gameplay, ever
« on: April 12, 2012, 02:04:33 pm »
Me: "Child safety is a suggestion. Send in the mother's brigade!"

Friend:  :o

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A very special artifact
« on: April 12, 2012, 03:13:08 am »
My mind immediately jumped to many third world countries on the Eurasian and African landmasses

but the south's funny.

that's depressing.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A very special artifact
« on: April 11, 2012, 11:58:53 pm »
Hatewomen? So, the south?


HEEEYYYY-OOOOO

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: are tantrums not punishable now?
« on: April 11, 2012, 10:32:57 pm »
also, a bit of a related question...

is there anyway to force the feeding of prisoners? 30+ idlers, and prisoners are dying in their cells.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: are tantrums not punishable now?
« on: April 11, 2012, 10:00:50 pm »
oh yeah, lots of broken bones, bruises and the such.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A very special artifact
« on: April 11, 2012, 10:00:16 pm »
ha. that's a good point. hence, the half.

but there are a lot of people starved for female contact, and on a forum will rabidly defend and worship whatever girl says hi to them.

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all i want is to damn a river with a giant waterfall, build my trade depot in it, and wash away all those elves...and humans...and other dwarves.

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looks like you found a happy/dead dwarf machine

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A very special artifact
« on: April 11, 2012, 09:47:18 pm »
bullcrap. about half of forums worship the ground their female members walk on.

Seems to be everyone's opinions are centered on extremes :\

that's not extreme. that's knowing the internet demographic, and personal experience.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: elves have tons of giant animals?
« on: April 11, 2012, 09:27:33 pm »
it's the one good thing about elves, really.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Platinum Greaves?
« on: April 11, 2012, 09:27:05 pm »
i've played indigo prophecy, i know how to beat up the internet.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: are tantrums not punishable now?
« on: April 11, 2012, 09:15:50 pm »
tantruming dwarves might make sense, but there were non-tantruming dwarves right in the same room. but, there were quite a few tantrumers.

not to mention, building destruction was done right in front of my mayor. it was his room. didn't do crap.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A very special artifact
« on: April 11, 2012, 09:14:21 pm »
bullcrap. about half of forums worship the ground their female members walk on.

but....yeah, wut?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: are tantrums not punishable now?
« on: April 11, 2012, 09:12:56 pm »
for some, but a lot of these attacks and vandalism happened on my main fortress floor, with plenty of dwarves around. and most of the victims survived, wouldn't they be a witness?

not to mention, the murders that were reported were fist-fights. as soon as somebody died, then it was a crime.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / are tantrums not punishable now?
« on: April 11, 2012, 08:49:02 pm »
i just had a spiral, and the only people marked in the justice screens are the murderers and a production violation. there was a lot of building destruction and fighting, but no justice assigned for that.

is this new, or just a bug?

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