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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Patient Zero
« on: May 20, 2013, 01:01:08 pm »
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I now wonder if you could simply just stuff the butcher flag on a ghost, and get an amusing floorshow.Well, in my experience, the moody dwarf made a "dwarf bone spear" out of a ghost (rather than a "dwarf ghost bone spear"). So I would imagine you'd just get dwarf meat, etc rather than ghost meat (assuming you got any meat at all)
Would it make ghost meat?
It would be among the riskiest things that we have done in this game. Riskier than any battle yet. We have not only the plague to fear, but also the turmoil of the city itself, and whether any guards would even accept our commands if Arthur is dead. I have yet to convince myself, but it would certainly be heroic, and there is a benefit in saving other people in this county, simply as mutual defense and trading partners, but even moreso if we are positioned to become Count afterwards.We have an enormous opportunity here. The city could be leaderless and chaotic, yes. But that is exactly why we should go! If we can get control of the situation, save some people from the plague, and bring peace and prosperity back to the city, who would oppose us if the grateful Duke installed us as Count afterwards? If the rumors are true, the Foles family is extinct. No rightful heir remains to inherit the title, there is a very tempting power vacuum over there. We could be the one to fill it!
Bonus points: hide an actor in a locker and make him cry that there is a crazy man threatening his brother (the other actor). And tell the zombies that when they hear gunshots, it's the time to attack. (we have a gun)-1 If they think its a hostage situation, they'll fall back and mess up the whole plan.
Another option: make all the zombies pose as dead (I mean, really dead, not undead) and ambush the police when they walk over them.I like it! We can fill up the whole hospital with "dead bodies." The police will come in cautiously, filing in slowly, checking each floor, and not find any living perpetrators or victims. Once they're all inside and spread throughout the building, we spring the trap and take down a good-sized chunk of the city's police force in moments.
No, let them come in. We'll ambush them in choke points, and put them in positions where they'll end up caught in their own crossfire.If they're smart, they'll just wait outside and surround the place bringing in more and more reinforcements.
But yes, Belgium is interesting indeed, in response to Miauw62. Their alcohol is significantly more potent than ours.So are their waffles!!
Oh thank god. Alright, let's get busy. We need to crank up food production something fierce. Maybe send out shipments to the still plague-afflicted towns...Lets hold off on that till after the harvest and make sure we have enough food for our own people. Not much sense in helping other people avoid starvation by starving our own people!
They were with us the whole time.Nope. They were moved to our new hunting lodge when the plague broke out.
Oh! I almost forgot. All those FREE xXsocksXx covered in blood, vomit and filth.What dwarf could resist that?
Hospitality? Trees!? Melt that god-damned elf-lover down and make a true dwarven deity! One that governs war and vomit!A god-damned god? Interesting.