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First unclaimed one to get possessed and survive the mood is mine.
This fortress looks interesting, I'll be watch I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. RUN WHILE YOU CAN, SHEPARD.
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WAIT, THIS IS NOT A COLLECTOR BODY. WTF IS HAPPENING, WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS ITEM I JUST MADE? SOMEONE IS COMING...
-You done with your mood? Wow, nice artifact. Wait, why are your eyes glowing? You aren't still possessed, are you? Who's in there?
-I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR PERFECTION. WHERE AM I? WHAT AM I?
-Nice to meet you, Harbinger. We are in the dwarf fortress of Riverrun, and you are [insert profession of dwarf here].
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Awesome story.

I'm pretty sure vampires have fixed attributes, so pump operator training won't help them get stronger, unless it's a custom vampcurse.

Slowpoke?

I'm gonna vote against that. Honestly, lusting after humans...

I second that. Size difference is too big, she'd be too loose for us to be enjoyable.  Or not. Who knows, I don't remember trying humans... well, not enough of them to draw conclusions.

Quote from: Tirion on March 19, 2014, 01:11:00 pm

She can't scream with her mouth full. 

It'd take some very advanced machinery or high caliber acrobatics to put anything in her mouth while she's being pulled up a tree.

Not  if her head ends up at just the right height.  Though she could bite 

I may be paranoid... I may be very paranoid... but doesn't anyone find this kind of weird? We should check her stuff and then go back to camp and report what we saw.

Alternatively, I'd be cool with knocking her out and dragging her back to camp for interrogation but this still feels like an odd situation to me.

Definitely wierd, I agree. While her shapely backside definitely gives me a raging boner, and reminds me how long it was since we had any, the fact that we don't see her face and her feet, coupled with how we've seen strange monster tracks nearby, screams "it's a TRAP!" even to me. While we sneak to her stuff we should try to steal a glance at her face and feet if she lifts those out of the water for some reason, as she's either the monster who left the tracks or some idiotic girl with no sense of survival who comes to bathe, alone in the middle of the night, with monsters roaming nearby. In either case the monster could follow our tracks back to our sleeping defenseless companions. Whick would be bad.

-Though she does have a shapely backside... -
-Dammit Nerin, I didn't live to a ripe old age because I was so easily distracted by things like this!
-As I remember you died quite young.
-Like I said, I didn't live to a ripe old age because I was so easily distracted by things like this!

WHY A COW!?!? BRING FORTH THE GOAT, goat cheese is much better.

I see your puny surfacer cheeses and raise you some genuine dwarven cheese, made of purring maggot milk.