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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:45:34 pm »
Quote from: Dave1004 on December 27, 2011, 10:43:51 pm
Run! Get out of the room! Curse this foul magma, and what it brings! Dear lord, please don't let me die. I'll sacrifice this cup of coffee in my hand if you let me live!...

Bad thing is, gods are bloody fickle. Prepare to be lightning bolted! >_>.

MC is fun!

[50] With a sudden flash of linguistic knowledge, you understand that you must stand on the junction to live!

[69] You and your pets safely make it to that junction, and stand there as the rest of the road falls into the magma! What do you do next?

11132
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Have at ye!
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:43:40 pm »
I summon one extra squadron of Grammer Nazis, riding on Alots, to aid in the epic fight against the sphess marines!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:41:50 pm »
Quote from: Dave1004 on December 27, 2011, 10:35:16 pm
Quickly!! Understand Mr. Fluffertums! The time is dire!

Sorry, was installing some Minecraft mods for my little sister :P.

Ah, minecraft...:P I have two MC accounts, one's my now-military boyfriend's ...

[5] Again, you fail to understand, despite your +15 bonus to animal understandment rolls due to direness :-(

[60] Electric Slime understands! [30] You fail to understand Electric Slime!
[34] With another rumble, magma starts flowing into the depressions. The dirt road starts to fall apart.

11134
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Have at ye!
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:38:34 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on December 27, 2011, 10:35:59 pm
Ah, but you're forgetting the spacetime effect of retroactive dissipation marked in the Ziklonic 4th Edition, which states that anything that happens after a creature retroactively is unmade will appear sometime in the next d29 turns to compensate.

Dang, that means I have to wait 29 (yes, I rolled) turns :/

Well, according to the player's rights in the 2011 addendum, I skip 29 turns!

11135
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Have at ye!
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:34:53 pm »
Quote from: Dsarker on December 27, 2011, 10:32:38 pm
But the catapult turtle is already gone! It has no effect!

Due to the addendum of the 2011 revised edition, turtle based catapults may be revived if and only if they have the ability to dispense indiscriminate justice at the time of destruction. Therefore, the Turtle Catapult, having such abilities always, is retroactively revived.

Also, I summon one Compression Artifact.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:33:17 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on December 27, 2011, 10:28:27 pm
Greet the Grizzled Adventurer and ask if he needs any assistance!
;

[40] You ask the grizzled adventurer if he needs my assistance! He says .... no. :(

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Have at ye!
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:31:34 pm »
The Catapult Turtle now starts dispensing indiscriminate justice on every single participant and or their units. It is considered invincible until the end of 1d100 x piE2 attacks.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Have at ye!
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:22:41 pm »
Quote from: UltraValican on December 27, 2011, 10:20:59 pm
Curses! I summon a platoon of PAINIS CUPCAKES TO EAT YOU!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


11139
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Have at ye!
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:19:44 pm »
Quote from: UltraValican on December 27, 2011, 10:18:38 pm
My mindless slimes are immune to your "math", and continue their charge.

Quote from: Skyrunner on December 27, 2011, 10:17:15 pm

Did I mention slime calvary follow a radial map
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
when charging?

11140
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Have at ye!
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:17:15 pm »
I activate my PI CARD, instantly setting all of your stats to
Spoiler: BIG NUMBER (click to show/hide)
!!!


Quote from: UltraValican on December 27, 2011, 10:16:53 pm
I'm game
My slime calvary appear on the edge of the map and perpare to charge your catapultFurturka.

Did I mention slime calvary follow a radial map
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
when charging?

11141
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Picture Fight
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:13:46 pm »
Raptor-fitted Predator drone!


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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:09:29 pm »
Quote from: Dave1004 on December 27, 2011, 10:05:15 pm
What is it, Mr. Fluffertums? Tell me! Did our pet slime fall down the heater vent again!?

Try and understand what Mr. Fluffertums is saying!

Oh gods. I wouldn't want to even try to GM a RP...The horrors! Mental overload :(

[13] Fluffertums is still ununderstood.

[93] You hear a rumble, but nothing happens........yet

[26] Electric slime fails at understanding Mr.Fluffertums too.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Have at ye!
« on: December 27, 2011, 10:08:02 pm »
The flattened steel disk hits the Catapult turtle with 1d20 damage times zero plus 30. The Catapult turtle has 50 x lim->infinity (0.5)^x HP, by the way.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Have at ye!
« on: December 27, 2011, 09:56:01 pm »
Good, then I throw a steel ball at you.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: RtD - On the twelve days - 3 slots open
« on: December 27, 2011, 09:55:22 pm »
Quote from: Dave1004 on December 27, 2011, 09:44:17 pm
Uh...Investigate the room? Get my adorable pets to help as well :3

>_> But it's so much effort! Agh. And I only have three players...How do some of these GM's do it? :/

Well... I have a nice smoothly running RP with five players going on in the main RP forum and... I guess I'm really not sure :P

WHAT? Did you just say... investigate?! This calls for.... our HANDY DANDY INTUITION CHECK! aka Luck rolls

[32] You see nothing ...
[8] Electric slime sees nothing...
[97] Mr. Fluffertums suddenly has a flash of intuition and frantically taps you on the foot! [2] You fail to understand what he is saying!

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