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"How much effort do you think it takes for me to come up with seven variations of "scantily clad busty girl" and "muscular hot guy"? Also, there's a few competitors, here and there. Nowhere near as much market penetration, though. The early bird gets the worm."
"Why do you think I kept up with this? It's far too much work, but once it gets going, I don't have to lift a finger."
"Now, that's news to me. The goddesses covering things up? With THAT joker?"
"A joker who could still smite you if she so pleased!" "Yeah, until I tell the world JUST how much you spend on Clash of Legends. Then, we'll see just how many followers you'll keep. Or did you think your blonde friend was the only one who keeps my coffers nice and hefty?"
"N-no ma'am...."
"Also, what's this about....conspiracies? What, you find out Lucifer owns like every nightclub in Bastapa? I could've told you that one for free."
"Sure. The Goddesses know I need one."
"Do I really look that young...."
"Idon'tthinkturningpeopleintoburgersisallowedinaschoolenvironment. Itdoesn'tsoundsafeanditseemsveryunsanitary. Iamgladthatwehavesuchreliableequipmenttokeepussafe. Iwilltrymybesttoholdbackandavoidunnecessarycollateraldamage."
"Getting cocky, huh, Wallhaim? You know, not for nothing did we get into Solrise."
"More to the point, how can you people even afford a place like the Belleview? It's not cheap even for me, and the spending Yliss did last month alone paid for me to stay here."
"The arena is rigged with special sensors that should detect your injury. I have a device here that will tell me when your injuries risk getting too serious to continue." "Considering you're on a quest to hunt down Demon Generals, hardly a surprise I'd expect you to be fighting one." "We both voted against the war to begin with. Then when those idiots went with it anyway, we made a pact to do nothing of real worth to help it. Asmodeus has been feeding them intel but it's mainly crappy intel. The kind you get from drunk adventurers in brothels."
"I have a small team to assist and obviously I don't do the art, music or story writing, but the gameplay is all my work." "Well, damn. The one Demon General you HAVEN'T somehow run into. Short of Beelzebub, anyway. Molly's Asmodeus, Demon General of Lust. Owns basically every dream brothel between Bastapa and Penultia, either directly or through shell companies. She was waiting with me and when she went off and didn't come back, I'd assumed you'd somehow gotten into a fight with her."
"Unfortunately, I do know Serena." "Well, this IS my hideout. The second one. The first hideout, I had to leave after some crazy Clash of Legends fan figured out how to trace it back to me and tried to break in to demand I change the rates on the new Deadly Sins banner."
"Then, I heard through the grapevine that someone decided to book you a free stay at here, of all places. Not even two days after I show up. I decided to go wait in your room to discuss business, given I don't really wanna be out here with all these gambling addicts. But, when you didn't show up, I'd figured you'd run into Molly and picked a fight with her, knowing my luck. And what do you mean by TWO Demon Generals?"
"You and Milly, right? You know each other?" "Well. I'll be damned. The rumors were true. You're the Betrayer?"
"I....I prefer Milly." "Don't sweat it. You told that old bastard Mammon and his hag of a wife where to shove it. You have my compliments." "I would p-prefer if y-you didn't talk about it like that....." "Right, right. Humble person. So, which one of you wise guys decided to pick a fight with Molly?"
"Class 3-F, Class 3-C, I assume you are aware of today's subject." "As you know, you are ordinarily expected to use your abilities against Fiends. Most of your combat time in the field, should you choose to advance there, will be against Fiends. However, Fiends are not the only threats in the field. As you know, an increasing part of the world's population are born with Artes, and this includes those who would use Artes to harm others." "Thus, you must understand how to remain vigilant against sentient as well as fiendish targets." You may question the logic of fighting against the Artes of classmates you already know, and we're aware of that. I won't sugarcoat what we can prepare you for. The Automata Fiends you fought were created as a simulacrum of real Fiends, but they are nowhere near as brutal or as strong as the real thing. Similarly, you will be caught unawares in the field by enemies whose Artes you do not know. The aim here is to prime you, prepare you with the basics and trust your skills to carry the rest." "Do you have any questions, before we begin today's session?"
"This lady just came down the elevator and demanded to see you. She says she knows you." 
"....w-wait. Serena, that's a....she's a Demon General. Does she...." "Oh hell no. Not ANOTHER Goddess. You're kidding me." "Wait, Demon General? You know two Demon Generals?"
