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"Now I KNOW you're lying. She thinks kissing's too lewd. She's pretty....sheltered."
"Oh? Tell us the juicy details."
"J-juicy details?! No. Don't....d-don't tell me Jack was RIGHT."
"My, my. Are these the new arrivals? Certainly dressed for the part. We're just waiting for the others, Orrel. I believe they're on Union business. Except Maximus; you know how much he likes to tend to the horses."
"Isabella Ballesteros, a pleasure to meet you. I believe you have yet to meet the others."
"Is that....Felix Koopman? The Thunder Spear of Rheinberg? I'm a fan of yours! I'm Idunn. A pleasure to meet someone like you in the flesh!"
"A fan, huh? Always nice to meet one. My tournament days are behind me, but it'll be nice to work with you. This is my girlfriend, Christine."
"Nice to meet you, Idunn! If you're a big fan of Felix's, I suppose we'll get along just fine, yeah? Long as you don't try to steal him."
"Thesearethenewarrivalsright? Okaythat'sgoodtohear. I'mAlicia, classsafetyrepresentativeforClass3-C. Whenwe'redonewithourexamsI'dliketoshowyoumysafetypresentationsforhandlingtrainingweapons."
"....what?"
"Alicia's.....a little nervous. Always."
"Alwaysconcernedaboutclasssafety. Thisisaverydangerousfieldofworkandtherearealwaysrisks."
"Felix, it's good to see you." "A rematch between the Untouchable Girl of Miletos and the Thunder Spear of Rheinberg. Can't write this sort of stuff."
"That's our Theodora, always so dependable. Oh, by the way, I'm Andreas. Nice to finally meet my friend's oldest rival." "I believe that's all of us here except....hm. Nicholas. Would you be so kind as to introduce yourself?"
"A-ah!"
"O-oh. Sorry, Isabella."
"N-Nicholas Sloane. Looking forward to working with you."
"Well, I for one think it might be someone who's heard of our valiant deeds and wishes to thank us! It'd be the first time I got any gratitude from mortals, so it'd be much appreciated..."
"Go ahead. Just be gentle." "See? I was right. Now pay up." "N-no way! I want proof."
(Speed will get Lastelle out of trouble!)
Lastelle initiates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 90, hit!
Anna Instructor C takes 20 damage!
Anna Instructor C retaliates!
Hit Rate: 31 to hit
Hit: 77, miss!
Lastelle retaliates!
Hit Rate: 93 to hit
Hit: 57, hit!
Anna Instructor C takes 20 damage!
Anna Instructor C is defeated!
(Xerxe's feeling the heat!)
(Evador breaks boundaries!)
Xerxe initiates!
Hit Rate: 88 to hit
Hit: 84, hit!
Anna Merchant I takes 16 damage!
Anna Merchant I is defeated!
"I was...misinformed. The Annas forged a letter and gave me the impression that I would be meeting with the proprietor of Gregor's Palace. Even held the meeting at his favorite restaurant. You can imagine my surprise when they locked me inside and almost refused to let me out unless I signed a deal with them."
"I wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for you!"Lagata uses a vulnerary on Anna!
Anna regains 10 HP!
(Lagata's feeling the heat!)
(Lagata's blood boils!)
(Largo's Support activates!)
(Lagata's a choleric chemist!)
Lagata initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 5, crit!
Anna Merchant J takes 57 damage!
Anna Merchant J is defeated!
Lucy Dances for Xerxe and Lagata!
Xerxe and Lagata can move again!
It's been a week and I'd like to start next week, though I don't think that 3 applicants is quite enough. Is there anything I can do to help everyone thinking about making a sheet?Might want to advertise on one of the Bay Discords. The FEF Discord might be a good idea; there's a reasonable overlap of mecha fans and FEF fans (speaking from an entirely unbiased point of view, definitely, yes).
"I found him in the rain a few weeks ago while we were in the city. Had to ask around to make sure nobody owned him first and then get him back here." "....I can't believe you and your brother used to be dog breeders! Did you guys have to, like, sell puppies? Could I see one? They sound cute!" "The one thing the famous killjoy Kaede Miyajima gets excited about. And no, our uncles were dog breeders. We just helped them out from time to time."
"He was a stray."
"Most assuredly not just for your sake. Though I do have to be reminded from time to time. Andreas takes....some glee in reminding me." "....only if you promise not to tell Kaede. Or anyone else."
"We're ready when you are."
"....she used to have a dog, before she went to Solrise. Had to give it away to her grandmother because she couldn't take it all the way here. Her birthday was coming up, so...."
"No!" "....not yet. It's not her dog. Yet." "I can understand why someone would want to do their best in everything. I have always been of the firm belief one should perform to their fullest, even when there's nothing at stake." "....but sometimes, taking it easy is good, too."
"....Kaede."
