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"Ah. A shame. I was hoping it'd be more useful to you, you know?"
"So....uh...."
"....you wouldn't.....mind if I were to....help you guys a little more than that, right?"
"You're on." "Same to you. Keep that godling out of trouble. I'd hate to hear that you people failed kicking Mammon's ass because she got lost on the way to the inn."
"I can't ditch Lucy. He acts like a jackass, but he's got his moments. Before you correct me, you've only known him for two days, I've known him for several thousand years. And....much as I'd love to leave him to Mammon's mercy, he's like a brother to me. You don't leave your brother to the wolves. Sure a guy like you would understand watching out for your own."
"Don't tell him I said that, of course. It'll go to his head, like everything else."
"Sure, why the hell not? They're never letting me come back anyway after Mammon shoved a spear into my chest and I'm stuck on the run with him." "There. My part of the barrier's gone. Kick that old geezer's ass when you get there."
"Why wouldn't I make sense?"
"Of course a wise, intelligent and beloved goddess like me would have a plan. My sister, you see, she likes to help unfortunate, downtrodden and miserable mortals. She can't help herself."
"So where do we find the kind of poor, miserable and wretched kind of idiots my sister would be dying to help in Midgardia, you ask? What kind of place would mortals like that hang out?"
"Why, the casinos, of course."
"Y'all make it out alright?"
"Unreliable? Hmph. Is that any way to refer to a wise goddess like myself?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Is the praise of a wise, beautiful and beloved goddess not enough for you?"
"Ah! I see Wybernia has seen fit to reward us with....appropriate acknowledgement of our greatness! I always had faith you would all do well as my servants."
"Well. It seems someone appreciates my presence here, even if you won't. Drinks won't be necessary for me, thank you." "I'm trying to figure out if you're acting like this to piss us both off or if you're genuinely clueless."
"Me? Piss you off on purpose? Perish the thought."
"Landing that airship.....she's a beauty. Her handling's the smoothest I've seen, the engines run smoothly.....I'd say good ol' Miss Efreeti would be proud of the ship they'd named after her, if you'll excuse my presumptuousness. Wish I could've been taught by her personally." "So. Did you get to use the pistol, 42-1? I didn't get to see too much."
(Kaya has summoned the rain!)
(Lin has invoked Muspellheimr!)
(Lin's Daunt activates!)
(Lin has a spirit of fire!)
Lin initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Great Camazotz Fiend Automaton takes 18 damage!
Great Camazotz Fiend Automaton retaliates!
Hit Rate: 55 to hit
Hit: 2, hit!
Lin takes 10 damage!
Great Camazotz Fiend Automaton strikes twice!
Hit Rate: 55 to hit
Hit: 9, hit!
Lin takes 10 damage!
Lin is downed!
Mus'ad spins the Wheel of Fortune!
Reeve's future is changed!
(Reeve is over confident...)
(Reeve shines with the brilliance of an angel of flame!)
(Reeve's flames flash over!)
(Mus'ad's Wheel of Fortune spins on)
(Kaya's Dragon Ward is active!)
(Kaya has summoned the rain!)
Reeve initiates!
(Mus'ad's Wheel of Fortune activates!)
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Great Camazotz Fiend Automaton takes 51 damage!
Great Camazotz Fiend Automaton is defeated!
(Reeve's brilliance shines brighter!
"Well done."
"Roger that, Orrel! Though it seems such a shame to make a day like this get all rainy, even if I COULD just reverse it later...."(Mordecai's blood courses with power!)
Mordecai initiates!
Hit Rate: 72 to hit
Hit: 30, hit!
Critical: 1, crit!
Ungoliant Fiend Automaton J takes 60 damage!
Ungoliant Fiend Automaton J is defeated!
(Mordecai drains the enemy's lifeforce!)
Mordecai regains 9 HP!
17, -, 33, 45, 6, 29, 21, 56Arnett gains HP, MAG, SKL, LCK, DEF, RES and SPD.
14, 14, -, 50, 6, 16, 24, 15Cattleya gains HP, STR, SKL, LCK, DEF, RES, SPD.
47, 9, -, 18, 42, 7, 18, 35Delwyn gains HP, STR, SKL, LCK, DEF, RES, SPD.
41, -, 24, 15, 17, 16, 100, 31Kaya gains HP, MAG, SKL, LCK, DEF and SPD.
57, 6, - 54, 97, 53, 79, 38Kruger gets HP, STR and SPD.
75, 5, 27, 70, 65, 33, 65, 3Lin gains HP, STR, MAG, DEF, RES and SPD.
7, -, 16, 49, 1, 20, 5, 22Mas'ud gains HP, MAG, LCK, DEF, RES and SPD.
65, 57, 48, 54, 16, 23, 13, 48Mordecai gains HP, MAG, SKL, LCK, DEF, RES and SPD.
12, 13, -, 7, 50, 37, 92, 6Orrel gains HP, STR, SKL, LCK, DEF and SPD.
50, -, 55, 39, 3, 92, 25, 19Reeve gains HP, MAG, SKL, LCK, RES and SPD.
5, -, 40, 30, 16, 34, 35, 43Rika gains HP, MAG, SKL, DEF and RES.
59, 15, -, 14, 4, 7, 32, 89Vicky gains STR, SKL, LCK, DEF and RES.
