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"My sisters s-said...t-there might be something planned for the Grand Prix. S-something to do with Lady Leviathan's husband..."
"W-wait, really? You would do that for me? I....well...um...I-I'll have to figure out some way of repaying you!"
"I-I don't know for certain but...."
"T-there's rumours, yes."
"Like I said, y-you just have to enter. If you win or place, the additional prize money's all yours. I just need 1000 rhea to finish the craft and pay off rent."
"The race is....pretty simple. It starts above the Market Square, loops around the city over stuff like the royal palace, the Batali Memorial Park, Tomik Boulevard, then it makes a loop around the city outskirts and back here.." "....w-wait, the Grand Prix?"
"S-sorry! I just.,...people like you, things like this.....I've been interested in them since I was a child. I-it's why I got into aviation, you know?"
"A homunculus? Like, artificial life?"
"That shouldn't be possible! I mean, it's been considered theoretically possible for centuries! Though I suppose f you had the right alchemical reagents, could keep the artificial body alive long enough to get some sort of simulacrum for a soul working, but nobody's ever been able to do that before! Of course theoretically...."
"Nice to meet you. Please, call me K-Karin."
"Wait, designated?"
"Nice job!"
"Oh, no, they provide you with a wyvern. They stopped letting people bring their own after that one scandal where someone fed theirs Muscle Tonics to make them fly faster....and it went on a rampage after being doped up so much." "If....if it's no problem.....I-I'd like you to enter the Cizek Grand Prix on my behalf. You see, there's a 2500 rhea cash prize for people who enter and....I only need 1000 rhea to finish the craft."
"....if you could enter for me, then we could split the entrance money. You take 1500 for yourselves and you get an Emblem out of it even if you lose, I take 1000 for my flying craft. And if you win, you can keep the rest of the money you get. I'll even put you up at my house if you'd like, so you don't even have to pay for an inn!"
"....W-William's right."
(Tomo doesn't make lucky shots...)Tomo acquires Iron Shield!
(Tomo's feeling the heat!)
Tomo initiates!
Hit Rate: 90 to hit
Hit: 71, hit!
Sango takes 20 damage!
Sango is defeated!
(Speed got Lastelle into trouble and it will get her out!)Lastelle acquires Accuracy Ring!
(Lastelle's feeling the heat!)
Lastelle initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Ichigo takes 66 damage!
Ichigo is defeated!
"I-I disagree. Knowledge....i-if it's something important that people are willing to keep away from others so badly, people should know what it is that's being kept from them."
