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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 2: I'm an Anime Waifu, So What?
« on: December 02, 2019, 04:44:39 pm »
"Y-you have those too?"
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"Y-you have those too?"
"The W-Wigglerpocalypse? That sounds....b-bad, no offense."
"H-how do you mean? I'm sorry, I'm just curious."
7 vs. 6With a titanic effort, muscles visibly straining on both sides, Keith slowly, surely, vanquishes his opponent.
"Good game, friend! As for the MMMPMH, of course, I heard that a few MMMPHM ago, so maybe it might be in a few weeks. I considered heading up, but....well, I don't want to leave my wife behind. She'd be disappointed, and Thaddeus Wigglerson will never make his wife cry."
"You're good enough to go professional! There's an MMMPH tournament up in Bastapa in the next few months, you know. Maybe you should test your skill there when you're looking for a break from MMMPHM, hm?"29 vs 29
"Thaddeus always welcomes a round MMPH!"40 vs. 67With a little bit of grit, and slightly more effort than he expects, Keith manages to beat his muscly partner in the hallowed arena of arm wrestling. Far from being disappointed, he seems upbeat about it, rubbing his arm as Keith claims his victory.
"Boy, you're MMMPH strong! What are you, a professional MMMPH-wrestler?"
".....d-do you always wear those hats?"
22 vs. 50
"Good MMMMPH, friend! Thaddeus respects your efforts!"
"A-are these your people?"
"Thaddeus will never back down from a challenge, especially from a fellow man of such chiseled build!"
"We're home, everyone! Thaddeus brought friends!"
"Sorry about how messy the place is. We only moved up here two months ago and it's hard hauling stuff up from there or from Primero down the road. We can get your stuff in a bit, we just need to sort out today's haul."
"....y-you, um....you snort it."
"H-here! I found some. I-I think."
"He asked for equivalent payment. No need to judge a man for his proclivities; besides, that saves me money."