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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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"Y-you have those too?"

2567
"The W-Wigglerpocalypse? That sounds....b-bad, no offense."

2568
"H-how do you mean? I'm sorry, I'm just curious."

2569
Quote from: Keith vs. Thaddeus
7 vs. 6
With a titanic effort, muscles visibly straining on both sides, Keith slowly, surely, vanquishes his opponent.

Thaddeus groans, stretching his arm out to make sure he hasn't injured himself in the fight against such a worthy opponent.
"Good game, friend! As for the MMMPMH, of course, I heard that a few MMMPHM ago, so maybe it might be in a few weeks. I considered heading up, but....well, I don't want to leave my wife behind. She'd be disappointed, and Thaddeus Wigglerson will never make his wife cry."

2570
"You're good enough to go professional! There's an MMMPH tournament up in Bastapa in the next few months, you know. Maybe you should test your skill there when you're looking for a break from MMMPHM, hm?"
A third round, and the stakes could not get any.....well, there aren't any real stakes.

This is, after all, for fun.
Quote from: Keith vs. Thaddeus
29 vs 29

[Now Playing: ~BAR2tsuSH~]

And yet, as soon as your hands meet and you test your strength, you realise you're facing a man of equal spirit, equal determination and equal will. This is a match that will take more than strength, more than grit.

It will take everything you have to win against an opponent so formidable.

2571
"Thaddeus always welcomes a round MMPH!"
Quote from: Keith vs. Thaddeus
40 vs. 67
With a little bit of grit, and slightly more effort than he expects, Keith manages to beat his muscly partner in the hallowed arena of arm wrestling. Far from being disappointed, he seems upbeat about it, rubbing his arm as Keith claims his victory.
"Boy, you're MMMPH strong! What are you, a professional MMMPH-wrestler?"

2572
Milly touches a finger to her chin.
".....d-do you always wear those hats?"

2573
[Now Playing: Get Down to Business]
Thaddeus and Keith sit down to have a friendly match of arm wrestling.

Or, well, to them, that's what it seems like.

The aura of sheer masculinity radiating off both of them as they approach the table is almost tangible, as if it thickens the very air itself. Both men position themselves on the table, muscles clear beneath the skin from years of training and hunting monsters, from diets of pure protein, from pure, unbridled power.

Their hands meet, a fierce grip on each other like their lives depended on it, Thaddeus staring down Keith through his mask. The air is thick with tension, a simple contest of strength turned into something that might feel as if it decides the fate of whole countries.

A moment passes.

Both men, connected by the common bond of masculine pride, engage in an age-old rite of strength, with the intensity of two titans in battle.

Quote from: Keith vs. Thaddeus
22 vs. 50

Or it would be if Keith wasn't so badly outmatched and lost quickly in about five seconds.

It was, however, a tense five seconds, to be fair to Keith.
"Good MMMMPH, friend! Thaddeus respects your efforts!"

Milly looks around, striding up to Jarvis.
"A-are these your people?"

2574
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Legacy FEF IC Thread
« on: November 30, 2019, 01:39:24 pm »
I12

2575
Thaddeus beats his chest with his fist.
"Thaddeus will never back down from a challenge, especially from a fellow man of such chiseled build!"

2576
The group -or, well, groups, with Rena's group following not far behind- are led by the Wiggler hunting party down a winding path into the forest. The party is occasionally joined by another Wiggler-hatted hunter, returning with various parts butchered from the Falkar. Judging from the amount of hunters that join you, today must have been a pretty successful hunt.

After what seems like about twenty minutes of walking through the woods, the group finally arrives at what could charitably be described as a village and what looks more like a gathering of tents, gathered in a general circle around a central gathering area full of crates and boxes around a fire where some other hunters are cooking meat. There are a few shacks already in place, and a few pole tents housing merchants and traders looking to cart off monster parts to the big cities elsewhere in Begnin. True to Josephine's words, one tent sits abandoned, scorched, torn and blasted with the remains of wooden barrels sitting in the middle with some twisted remains of iron tools. A few children are playing on their tablets, bobbing their heads along as they sit amidst the ruins, the only private place outside of the tents and huts.

Aside from the merchants - gnomes, by the looks of their pointy caps, ridiculous beards and sharp dress sense- everyone else in the village is wearing a Wiggler head.

"We're home, everyone! Thaddeus brought friends!"
"Sorry about how messy the place is. We only moved up here two months ago and it's hard hauling stuff up from there or from Primero down the road. We can get your stuff in a bit, we just need to sort out today's haul."

Josephine walks to the center of the settlement. The other group loafs about nearby, sort of awkwardly not quite sure what to do in the area; Don and Jeff are more in awe, Rena is awkwardly avoiding Rosencrantz, while Terrorslayer seems to be getting a lecture from Andras.

2577
The powder is....incredibly itchy, going up the nose, and induces a fair coughing fit as it enters the throat.

After the initial irritation, though, the nausea fades immediately.

2578
"....y-you, um....you snort it."

2579
"H-here! I found some. I-I think."
Milly rushes back to the group with what appears to be a wooden box containing some odd purple powder. The smell is......blue.

2580
"He asked for equivalent payment. No need to judge a man for his proclivities; besides, that saves me money."

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