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nah.Still. This was all you.You indirectly caused it by telling me about it, and I refuse to believe anything else.
Why do you think I'm kicking him?Now now, Elf. He's not dead quite yet.*CLUTCHES CHEST; COLLAPSES**kicks the corpse*
GOD DAMMIT
CALL ANOTHER AMBULANCE
*CLUTCHES CHEST; COLLAPSES**kicks the corpse*
GOD DAMMIT
CALL ANOTHER AMBULANCE
I thought that was breaking the unbreakable.There is this thing called gravity. It is very, very good at killing things, because energy is effected by gravity (E=mc2, remember?). Throw anything made of energy near something that fucks with gravity in a big way, and your problem is solved.So, the Dark Souls method of killing hackers?
....How? What would he want? To coat himself in as much fluid as possible and become some sort of fucked up armored liquid katamari damacy thing? To vivisect Jana and hide in her corpse?That'd be actually pretty good drama material. The reincarnation of Siegfried crushing on Jana and trying to reconcile his history with what he wants.And then have that character constantly try to convince Jana he won't touch her.And continually regret that he didn't ensure that his entire body was coated in the blood? Or is his ability based off of that? Just bathe in random substances like gasoline to get armor.
DRAMAWhile Jana tries not to be utterly terrified of him?That'd be actually pretty good drama material. The reincarnation of Siegfried crushing on Jana and trying to reconcile his history with what he wants.And then have that character constantly try to convince Jana he won't touch her.And continually regret that he didn't ensure that his entire body was coated in the blood? Or is his ability based off of that? Just bathe in random substances like gasoline to get armor.
That... That would probably be neat drama material, yeah.
Of course it would also get her disowned because associating with a known dragon slayer, and a famous one at that?
That'd be actually pretty good drama material. The reincarnation of Siegfried crushing on Jana and trying to reconcile his history with what he wants.And then have that character constantly try to convince Jana he won't touch her.And continually regret that he didn't ensure that his entire body was coated in the blood? Or is his ability based off of that? Just bathe in random substances like gasoline to get armor.
