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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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"You're my twin. You're literally my other half... Just... Just read it."
AKemi frowns.
"You know, this is your stuff. Are you entirely sure you want me to read it?"

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He could do that, too. He just needs to pull the gun out, then the clip, then the bullets...

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He has the background for it, and the power to pull one out anywhere. :P

Also, he's Ukrainian, raised in Japan and Britain.

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He can kill you just as easily with one katana as with ten knives. :P

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Razor wire's too small for him to command, and he can just whip out an actual shiv anyway.
...or he could command ten knives to hop to chopping that meat over there into small cubes.
Point taken. I just thought of that one myself, although why he can't just bring out a katana himself and stab you, I dunno. More efficient.

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Also, ATMs aren't household objects anyway :P

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Razor wire's too small for him to command, and he can just whip out an actual shiv anyway.

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And yet he dies in almost every route. Goes to show how borked the Nasuverse is.

Someone far more imaginative than me is going to have to figure out how to rules lawyer his ability to make it useful for anything that isn't being the best damn household everything ever. :P

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Yep. That is why Domovoi are limited in extent. Otherwise he could literally, at a certain level of power, tell the spirits of the school's walls to collapse themselves on everyone. :P

The last time one Domovoi was removed in limits, he basically had to be dogpiled with serious magical shit before he stopped, and they had to gag the fucker while he tried to shiv them.

Well, if it's just charisma and negotiation skill, can't he just focus on that? Hell, I had a type of pseudo-eldritch entity in a setting of mine that literally negotiates so effectively that anyone too close to it would quickly find that they have been convinced to make legally binding agreements that screw themselves over without even remembering signing them.
Physical limitation. He CAN'T do it, not without some very powerful being breaking that limit off of him.

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A basic housekeeping cantrip? Eh, he doesn't use cantrips.

When he says he can command shit, he literally talks to the spirit of that object and asks nicely. Some Nobilis-level shit. I dunno. Any reason for him to NOT use that power on artillery pieces.

I mean, Domovoi COULD be broken of those limitations, but then they'd basically become Swiss mercenaries; they'd constitute a war crime to use, due to sheer ubiquity and versatility.

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It's not that Yuri can't do anything, it's that his abilities are basically limited by whatever would make him the best servant possible. :P

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"In my defence, my abilities have known limits, which I physically cannot surpass under any circumstance. It would be impossible for me to command something I simply cannot command, nor issue a command an object cannot follow, nor can I simply pull out a cruise missile.

I came here to improve the one magic I can improve upon."

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"I can only command an object to do what it is made for, and nothing else. As I stated, I can tell a mop to clean water and other liquids, but I cannot tell it to protect me, even if I could pick it up and defend myself with it. Similarly, I can tell a coffee maker to make coffee, but I cannot specify what style, and I must supply it with beans and water for it do make the coffee.

It is also limited in extent to what I can command with it. It seems to be limited to any device smaller than a mini fridge, or anything simpler than a hand-pushed lawnmower should it be larger. Most times, it is better for me to do these tasks myself and use my commands to cover simpler tasks.

Similarly, my Presdigitation is limited to objects I can carry with two hands that are no longer than a broadsword, and no wider than a car door."

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Yuri chuckles.
"I appreciate the joke. I do get that quite a lot.

However, it is handy to have the ability to vocally command household objects, to an extent. I can command a coffee maker to boil coffee perfectly, but I can hardly make it kill someone. I can command these brooms to clean, but that is all they can do. And my power does not spread to objects like weapons, nor anything bigger than, say, a television.

I have one other ability, Presdigitation, which you just witnessed, miss."


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Akemi frowns.
"Are you sure? You know, this is your private thoughts. I don't have any right to read them."

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