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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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2716
Suddenly, the sound of wings flapping can be heard up the path. Milly looks up from her tablet to see.....
"Huh? Is that a.....a gargoyle?"

Indeed, it is, in fact, a gargoyle, giant, leathery wings awkwardly flapping and keeping the vast, stony creature up in the air in sheer defiance of the laws of physics.
"'Ey. You adventurers? Wot ya doin' 'ere, campin' in t'middle o' t'road?"

2717
"Bel, huh? Didn't think you and I were that close."
She snorts.
"I kid. I'm cool with it."
"Always happy to help a fellow beacon of san-"
A loud crash in the background.
"Hold on."
"You idiots, those are limited edition! And that is Guild property! Damn it, I don't PAY you people to throw my personal belongings around like plakia dough! I'll see you whenever, Jarvis, I have to sort this out! Ugh!"
She hangs up.

2718
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Legacy FEF IC Thread
« on: October 13, 2019, 05:00:23 pm »
H18, healbop Gregor, canto to K18

2719
"Revivian? You kidding me? That industry's nice and homegrown. The clubs make a fortune off selling merchandise of the best players. Batali United makes a fortune; a total shame I never invested in the clubs back when they were starting out. As for blacksmithing...yeah, that's nice and productive. Do that if it takes your mind off things. And if you're training as a Hunter, should get you higher in the Academies if you already know how to build your own weapons."

2720
"Well....pick up something. Dice games, for instance. Knitting. Collecting football player trading cards. I dunno, take that opportunity to expand your horizons. Not that you should take advice from a demon, but....well, you need something to reduce your stress. Take it from me, it doesn't do good things for you."

2721
"Asuna, don't, please."

"Oh, my MPMH. Well, we are on our way to deal with the next Demon General and all of that, but well-This shitshow is getting to me."
  "You said you had been putting up with MPMH for a long time, how can you focus on your work with so much crap happening? I still want to become a proper monster hunter with title and all of that, but I am not sure I can't take all this MPMPMH."
"Yeah? Put it down there. Don't break the engine! I need that engine, it's my moneymaker!"
"Sorry. I'm just getting my movers to get stuff into my new foxhole. I'm in Midgardia right now. Can't tell you where, just in case Leviathan's rats are watching. As for how I put up with stuff.....I got a hobby. Why do you think I read so much manga? Stress management, my Wiggler-hatted friend, is the name of the day."

2722
After a few rings, Belphegor picks up. The sounds of movement and chatter can be heard in the background.
"Ah, Jarvis. You caught me at a bad time, but I've got a few minutes. What is it?"

2723
"Because you two are the best break I've gotten in fifteen years? And because I don't like seeing people get hurt."

2724
"You don't think I know what that feels like? I had to give up MY dream of being an adventurer to raise two kids after my ma passed because we couldn't afford healthcare, had to raise an ungrateful jackass who ACTIVELY tried to get himself arrested for just about every crime that DIDN'T involve capital punishment, and then had that same jackass buy us out of house and home because he never listened to a damn word I ever said! She's got her own issues and a good reason to feel crappy about them, so do you, so do I! I'm sorry about what I said, you're right, that was uncalled for, but we all got our problems, they mean different things to all of us, and we shouldn't take 'em out on anyone each other, because right now? We gotta live with each other if we want to get through finding the damn Demon Generals and then the Demon Lord so we can all get what we want out of this mess."

2725
"I don't know, okay? I'm just....look, you two have something to sort out but....can we do it without beating each other up? Keilee, surely you don't want to bother Keith with something like this, Asuna...look, you know I got your back, but this isn't a fight worth picking, alright? We're all on this wagon, together, and I don't want to see either of you hurt, yeah?"

2726
"Excuse me a minute, Selene. Hey, HEY! You two, enough!"
Rosencrantz inserts himself between Asuna and Keilee.
"What are you two doing?!"

2727
He finds....nothing. Maybe it was a trick of the eyes, maybe not.

2728
The rustling continues, then stops. No response to Jarvis, it seems.

2729
As if on cue, some bushes rustle not far from Jarvis' location.

2730
No tracks of Wigglers, or signs of Wiggler hunters nearby. If they were in the area, it's been a while since. Lady Luck, it seems, is not on your side today.

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