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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 2: I'm an Anime Waifu, So What?
« on: October 13, 2019, 11:24:00 am »
"No, I'm good. 'Sides, you look like you need it more than I do."
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"No, I'm good. 'Sides, you look like you need it more than I do."
"Yeah, that's what this whole argument was about. Keilee and Asuna had a....disagreement over Keilee here paying me off to stop kidnapping Asuna. For the record, I was never onboard with the idea and I was raring to kick his ass myself."
"The bastard had the balls to thank me by siccing his goons on me for trying to stop him from kidnapping someone...."
"Being a parent's hard, am I right?"
Selene nearly spit out her drink, but kept it down."H-He was going to kidnap someone... for 200 rhea? I could make more than that for a week of washing dishes! Did he not even consider getting a job?"
"What do you think I told him? I did warn him, a lot, his obsession with getting rich quick was going to get him in trouble. He didn't listen. Not like our other brother; he's actually working back home as an accountant."
The last one raised an eyebrow."What kinda bullshit was he involved in that kidnapping seemed profitable? Best that's going to get you is less than stellar room and board on behalf of the nearest guards."
"I warned him like a hundred times, he didn't listen. He figured two hundred rhea was worth the trouble. He was caught up in a LOT of shit; gambling, failed investments, selling crappy male enhancement drugs. That kind of thing."
"Lot better than my brother then. He almost landed me in prison multiple times, chased away my girlfriends and tried to kidnap Asuna."
"Don't I know it. Reminds me of my brother, though....he was a lot bigger of a scumbag than your sister seems."
"Rosencrantz Marlowe, pleasure to meet you. I'm guessing you and....Lilian are sisters."
"Yeah, don't I know it. Don't think we've had a proper chance to chat in this mess."
Selene, in response to all the... things, going on around her, didn't say anything. She just took the cap off her flask and started drinking something that probably wasn't water.
"....you too, huh?"
Milly would have turned around just in time to see Marcia stand back up, dust herself off, and immediately strip away off skirt.A loud, embarassed squeal from Milly ensues, along with her covering her eyes and darting back to the front.How embarrassing...
"You guys, can we at least pull it together? We all got our problems, but yelling at each other isn't going to solve anything. We're all in this together."
"A-are you people jumping out the back? D-don't do that, you'll hurt yourselves! I-I....I don't want to accidentally hurt any of you...."
"Wait, he did what?"
".....yeah. I do have a tablet."
"O-oh dear! D-did someone fall out the back?! W-wait!"