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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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27451
Yep. The guy, who has no reason to kill you, has been your ally for five floors, and is a GREEN player would certainly risk himself getting gibbed by the rest of the guild to kill one guy. :P

27452
But then we don't get to pull out SUPAH SEKKRIT TEKNIKS in the middle of a battle, especially when they could have been used beforehand to save lifes.
You're a Kayaba fan, not a Kiriririririto fan. :P

27453
Or you know, familiarize each other with your Sword Skills first. That way we don't get someone trying to push Shiina away from danger when she activates her damage-reducing skill, or Bob being accused of being a PKer when he uses his.

27454
Whoops, misread the stats. Thought STR calculations were used for all weapons.

Not scratch damage, but it'd take a bit of time in which Shiina could hit him hard and force him to back off. :P Or take a healing pot.

27455
...no, you really are. Bob moves something like 3 times as fast as Bradley.
And not even Bradley's charge can catch up to Bob in distance. That also assumes Bradley can HIT Bob, given his DEX and AGI are exactly the same as Shiina's.

Hell, Shiina would have a better chance against him. For one, Bob deals scratch damage to her, and that gets reduced to 1 with her own skill. :P

27456
And so this is how everyone in the guild- except Shiina, because we all know she can neither hit for crap nor move for crap- ended up being a red player. :P

27457
Or the tiny 5 foot midget with the damage resistance to no sell everyone else will...stare at you pleadingly until you do. :P

27458
Nah, laser sight could give an aim bonus, what with her shitty hit chance. :P

27459
Only putting scopes on the bows? Scrub. Gotta have a 12x mag scope on Aurelius' dagger on one side, a flashlight on the other, and a reflex sight on the hilt.
Also, Shiina needs a laser sight on her hammer and an under-handle masterkey shotgun.

27460
I got no clue what I'm supposed to do Elf.
Make scopes for Yugao and Amberley to snipe people with while they chug down Shiina's Doritos and Mountain Dew, of course.

27461
And now I'm legitimately interested in the Skill Level in Cooking Shiina would need to synthesise Doritos and Mountain Dew.

27462
And as Guild merchandise, Shiina should sell Totally-Not-Doritos and Totally-Not-Mountain Dew, made using her cooking skills. :P

27463
Please, make that thing a rare drop from a boss. :P

27464
All part of the plan to distract us from the fact that he was funded by the Illuminati.

27465
Nah. It was all secretly a HYDRA plot.

And HYDRA is actually led by Tzeentch.

And Tzeentch....is actually Toady himself.

So SAO is actually a complicated ruse to advertise DF v0.90.01!

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