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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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Or maybe, just throwing this out there...
Kirito was secretly behind everything?
Crazy talk. It was actually Light Yagami, making us think it was Kirito playing Pina, playing Sachi, playing Silica, playing Yui, playing Kayaba.

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Or what if it was actually Pina, who played Sachi AND Silica for fools, who was behind everything?

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Everyone knows that the whole time it was actually Yui doing everything! :P
Nah, man. Everyone knows Silica was behind everything. Keep up, gramps.
Nah, mate. It was Sachi. Ain't nobody going to look for a 'dead' girl.

IDK, the whole thing about Kayaba being willing to go through with it was that it was literally his life's work, he'd spent his entire life from early childhood working towards realizing this fantasy. Not sure I buy Random Administrative Assistant/Code-monkey #3 saying, "Gee, your plan to condemn thousands of people to death for the sake of your power fantasy sure does sound swell!", never mind Kayaba actually bringing anyone else in on his plan.
Well, this is an AU where at least three canon characters have vague counterparts. I see your point, but the whole Anthropic Principle thing sort of necessitates someone with access to Kayaba's code started it off, if not Kayaba himself.

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"American server"? Fanon, I'm assuming?
Reason for this game and the actual thingy to never meet really.
Yeah, but like. It doesn't make sense, at all. Not least because Kayaba was plugged in to the Japanese server, which was the only server. This ain't like 2D where he could have a second PC set up alongside his main one for him to run the deathgame intro with his NA admin account. Honestly much, much easier to just make it an AU where Kayaba set his emergency godmode hack to keep him at 1HP instead of the arbitrarily high limit, so he never got found out during his duel with Kirito or called out on Floor 75 where the original timeline ended the SAO arc.

But whatever.
Or, alternatively, have someone ELSE serve Kayaba's role. Maybe an associate of Kayaba's with like-minded behavior.

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Perhaps one of Kayaba's associates leaked the code to a publisher in the US. The publisher releases it as SAO US, without realising what Kayaba did until it's too late. Kayaba himself rolls with it because hey, more people to fit his fantasy.

Yep. Bradley, you know what to do.

Also, if I'm honest, IRL I agree with basically everything Blitz says. I just love trolling him because his snarks are legendary.

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-snip-
Yes, but you're still scum. You trash.

.....it's official, we have to get Bob a 'No.1 Kayaba Fan' pin or something. And have it give him +1 to every stat or something. :P

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The... Oustiders? Because of the American people in the group somehow playing a Japan-only game, on Japanese servers, where people only speak Japanese.
The OP mentions that the game's on the North American servers, and the main language is English anyway (with the Japanese translation provided on the appropriate server).

It'd pretty much only apply to Shiina and Tzouboi. :P

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xXx_KiRiRIRiRIToFanClub_xXx? :P
Not enough Xs. Lets fix that, shall we?
xXxXxXx_KiRiRIRiRIToFanClub_xXxXxXx
....
We have concocted the perfect guild name.

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xXx_KiRiRIRiRIToFanClub_xXx? :P

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Boring. The whole point of this is to fulfil our chuunibyou fantasies to have something to refer to the whole party apart from 'the whole party'.

How about Xx_FaZeClan420_xX? :P
/complete shitty joke
/yesthisisblitzsnarkbait
/whydoyouask

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Eh. If we're throwing up guild names...

The Town Citizens
The Argonauts
Babysitters (nobody will ever suspect us being an actual threat with a crappy name)

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Guild name: The Sunlit White Wolves
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Guild: The Moonlit Black Cats
Given the Sachi expy, I think it'd be genius if it was just Shiina and Tzouboi.

As it is, I....99% agree with Blitz. :P

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I dunno, because letting some idiot try to use liquefied Phoenix Down only to realise it doesn't work is hilarious?

In all honesty, though, we should really look into getting more gold outside of quests. We have two cooks (Shiina, Kyle) and a smith (Bradley) to make easily sold, consumable goods. That way, we can supplement our supply of healing potions and gear for people who aren't gifted with the ability to get loot.

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Or maybe I see the truth and everyone else is clearly stupid.

Fuck if I know, some arsehat probably replaced it with liquefied Phoenix Down or something. :P

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"I think she just all but called you a lost cause."

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