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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Legacy FEF IC Thread
« on: September 27, 2019, 02:31:53 pm »
"It is better to fear the old man in a profession where young men are common. At least, I believe that is how that works."
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"It is better to fear the old man in a profession where young men are common. At least, I believe that is how that works."
"Yes, of course, you will get a barrel of divine toenail clippings, as you ask for, unless you want to change your desired payment."
"....far too many, it would seem. You must have been quite the warrior."
".....you know what? That is what I said. You COULD name the payment. Fine. You will get a barrel of goddess toenails instead of one million rhea that you could use for literally anything else. Is that what you want?"
"I see. You use painting to create things into thin air. Is that.....normal? Ugh."
"This lacking of the understanding.....it really incinerates me. Hopefully our memories return soon, and fast; I can't stand feeling like there is a hole in my head."
"There's gno gneed for gname-calling." There was a little need. "And you would hardly ask why anyone would want their own, more pedestrian payments. It's gnone of your business."
"Of course it's my business what you do with my toenails! In what world isn't it my business?"
"I need money to put myself through teaching school....s-so I used to do odd jobs before I became a merchant full-time."
Shoes, seemingly having nothing to contribute at the moment, simply stared intensely at Serena, a bloodlust sitting behind his eyes that did not belong on an herbivore. At least, until Marcia addressed the horse, at which point he stamped his feet, shook his head a particular way, and snorted before returning to his glare.
"You know, that horse of yours is kinda cute....Marcia. Yes, definitely your name. Does he like sugar cubes or apples?"
"Horses are my sacred animal, you know. Them and manatees.""Sure thing Selene~ Let's do this thing, it should be fun! Oh... we need a new party name though... Seems like Mister 2-Swords left... I think? I don't remember what he looked like honestly. Horribly plain and generic if ya ask me. Oh but besides we have so many new friends. And a couple weirdos! But mostly friends, and the weirdos can be Friendos!" The fiery haired demoness leapt on her sister with a great big hug as she did this. The kind your elder sibling did on purpose to embarrass you in public. Only in Lilian's case she didn't know such as thing could be perceived that way. She was much too lost in her new found excitement.Kazuto glares at Lilian from across the bar, his pint glass clanking on the wooden countertop.
"I'm still here, you know. It'd be nice to have a thank you for me busting you out of prison. I didn't do that, you'd both still be sipping bootleg mai-tais in a prison cell."
"As long as you pay my gracious self the proper homage, we could calll each other friends.""No. I would like my payment in the form of your toe gnail clippings." There was a moment of silence following this statement, then Gnome Jenkins continued. "As the only likely buyer of such a commodity, I can reasonably set a fair quantity. Let us say a filled barrel."
"Of course, a goddess like myself can always make accomodations for-"
"Wait."
"Wait. D-did you just say..."
".....d-did you just say....y-you wanted a...."
"A BARREL OF MY TOENAILS?!?!?!?!?!"
"W-WHY WOULD YOU WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF MASSIVE PERVERT?!""Having more people willing to MPMH 42 is always welcome. Possibly taking turns teaching him a thing or two."
"I can't change my entire personality in a single day, guess I'm still crap with compliments... But yeah, it was supposed to be one, Milly. Sorry."
"A-always happy to help. I always wanted to be a teacher, y-you know...."
"And, w-well....you know, i-it's always worth trying something even if it seems hard, right? That's what some old friends of mine used to tell me, a-anyway....."
"....I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or not, but thanks anyway?"
"You don't need to want something from someone else to w-want to help them, even if you guys being my customers would be nice....."
"I'm not quite sure this is a topic you would consider yourself familiar with nor appropriate to our current situation, Burhardt."
"....eh?"
"Perhaps your people are others with heads that are resembling....flamebugs? Is that the word? Yes, it sounds correct. Perhaps your people have heads that are resembling flamebugs, so they will understand better than us what is going on with you."

"Yes. I.....suppose you.....don't look much like a horse at all. "
"No, our heads are definitely like yours. Your head is..... how can I describe it? Sorry, the words are not coming."
"Your head is quite definitely green fire."