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"Well...I-I suppose I....I don't have a choice. I don't even have a home here anymore, so it's not like I get anything by staying, and my stocks are so low.....so I might as well go."
"....what?"
"I...I have always wanted to see the world....and I DO have a large wagon you can use for transport....and....s-some adventurers would give me constant business..."
"I would love to c-come along! If you'll have me. I-I can take care of myself! I can cook, I can clean, I can appraise stuff for you, I promise I can be helpful!"
"W-wait, a wandering merchant? Are you guys....adventurers?"
"Ah, is it going to be casino tokens? Fish? I can do fish. I'm a water goddess, they're sort of my domain. The fishermen love me."
"As you can see, she sees the light of being in the service of a beauteous goddess such as myself and surely couldn't contain her joy! So, sign away or don't. I'm sure I'll forgive you if you don't."
"Y-you would? Really? I-I never really got many customers w-when I actually HAD a proper brick-and-mortar shop! Actually.....uh....you guys are my first customers....for about three months." "Milly's Mercantile Endeavours, bringing you a smile with affordable prices!" "W-what? No! O-of course not! T-they're not great quality, b-but they're not broken, I swear!"
"I'm just...I'm just having a little....difficulty selling them, is all. Those Annas ran me out of business last week and I've been trying to sell off my stock so I can get out of Initia and start over somewhere else, is all."
"Ah, yes, someone who appreciates my beauty and graciousness at last."
....w-what was that chill I felt, just now?
"Come on, don't be all broken, don't be all broken...." "Ah! I....uh....sorry for bumping into you! I-I didn't mean it, I swear!"
"Ugh, fine. Anything else you people want?"
"Uh....like what? Casino tokens?""Then surely it would not be a problem to add such a clause then?"
"....fine. But it won't happen anyway, so I don't know why you're so worried about it."
"He's the Demon Lord. Just because some of his subordinates seem nice doesn't make HIM nice."
