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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« on: July 18, 2019, 03:52:37 pm »
Jarvis, being the impatient fellow he is, puts an end to this jolly discussion.
Quote from: Jarvis vs. Gargoyle A
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)

Jarvis initiates!
Hit: 32, hit!
Critical: 3, critical!
Gargoyle A takes 12 damage!

Gargoyle A retaliates!
Hit: 35, hit!
Jarvis takes 5 damage!
"Oi! That's not very nice, ah? Me and yer friend 'ere were tryin' ta have a discussion all proper-like! How 'bouts we do it to ya, ya fookin' donkey?"

~Enemy Phase~
And so Fred the gargoyle attempts to visit punishment upon the group. On Asuna.

It does not go well.
Quote from: Gargoyle A vs. Asuna
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)

Gargoyle A initiates!
Hit: 16, hit!
Asuna takes 12 damage!

Asuna retaliates!
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 16, hit!
Gargoyle A takes 12 damage!

Gargoyle A is defeated!
Quote from: Keilee
Keilee takes 4 damage from Squeamish!
"Huh. I've been impaled, Bob. That's new."

Then he drops like a stone. Bob screeches.
"No! 'E wuz my best friend, ya bastards! 'E taught me 'ow to count to five, all smart-like! I'll git ya fer dat, ya fookin' bastards!"

Quote from: Gargoyle B vs. Yliss
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Yliss makes a Feisty Flight!)

Gargoyle B initiates!
Hit: 46, hit!
Yliss takes 10 damage!

Yliss counters!
Hit: Autohit!
Gargoyle B takes 3 damage!
Bob is....a little more successful than Fred.

Skeletons, on the other hand, are a little less talkative.
Quote from: Undead Swordsman A vs. Asuna
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)

Undead Swordsman A initiates!
Hit: 74, miss!

Asuna retaliates!
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 5, hit!
Undead Swordsman A takes 21 damage!

Undead Swordsman A is defeated!
Quote from: Keilee
Keilee takes 4 damage from Squeamish!
But not nearly as effective on Asuna.

On her allies, on the other hand....
Quote from: Undead Swordsman B vs. Shoes
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Undead Swordsman B initiates!
Hit: 19, hit!
Shoes takes 6 damage!

Shoes retaliates!
Hit: Autohit!
Undead Swordsman B takes 7 damage!

Quote from: Undead Archer B vs. Shoes
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)

Undead Archer B initiates!
Hit: 96, miss

Shoes cannot retaliate!

Quote from: Undead Archer A vs. Jarvis
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)

Undead Archer A initiates!
Hit: 34, hit!
Jarvis takes 3 damage!
It's a bit of a mixed bag.

Meanwhile, up in the castle...
"What's that noise? Are those people trying to break in?"
"Our forces will keep them occupied for the moment. But every adventurer in Initia will likely be converging on the castle. If we must find Belphegor, we should do it quickly."
"Hmph. Fine. The team handling the kitchen, check the basement and make sure Belphegor isn't hiding in there. The other team, secure the treasure room. We need to hasten our search for that incompetent laggard."
~~~~Turn 2~~~~
Player Phase
~~Map Theme (Funk Goes On)~~
Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)
XP: 12/100

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Tengoku no Owari SI IC - I Reincarnated In Another World To Whoop Minato's Ass?!
« on: July 18, 2019, 01:34:51 pm »
Gate of the Grand Arsenal. Use as many weapons as necessary to deflect the beams, conserve two to propel Minato into the right position to drop right ont othe Bodhisattva.
[[6] 2 1 6 2 2 [5] 5 2 4]

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« on: July 18, 2019, 04:31:07 am »
"Wot's capiche? Sounds like one of them fancy egg foods. You callin' us eggheads, fookin' plonker?"
"Nah, man, I think he's talkin' about that thing they make spicy things out of."
"That's pepper, Fred! Wot does capiche have anything to do with that, ah?"

It's....increasingly clear that the gargoyles aren't exactly the most intelligent or on-point demons to have ever walked the face of Generia.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« on: July 18, 2019, 04:16:50 am »
Rosencrantz groans, nodding at Asuna as she walked past.
"You and me both. Man, was THIS not what I signed up for..."
The gargoyles stare at Keith.

"'Ey! 'Oo you callin' wuss? Ah?"
"'Ey, Fred, don' be so offended, mate. 'E could be allergic ta gargoyles, y'know. I read it was a real thing in one of them newspapers, wot told me that life from the stars came 'ere years ago to build them castles."
"Oh. Well, if yer allergic to gargoyles, wot you doin' here then, ah? Us gargoyles, we ain't responsible for no....wotchamacallit, anafalaktic....no, that don' sound roight. Wot's the word fer it again, Bob?"
"Wotsit now....uh....anagrammatic? Ye. Sounds fancy enough to be the right word."
"Yer, what 'e said! Anagrammatic shock! We ain't payin' for you growin' hives, yer lactose intolerance and sneezin' everywhere like some plonker, alright? Go home and get yer medicines and come back so we can settl' this like real men!"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 8: IC Thread!
« on: July 16, 2019, 12:11:21 pm »
"I find that when you find yourself overwhelmed by events, some time to just calm down and take stock will help. It's always the younger ones who seem so hasty."
Then, Cedric. Orietta sighs deeply.
"Ah. That's our cue then, isn't it?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Final Hour 2 IC thread. Chapter 1x: Daring Escape.
« on: July 15, 2019, 11:48:37 am »
"I-I need to get my horse, quickly. The stables are t-this way, right?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 8: IC Thread!
« on: July 15, 2019, 11:44:35 am »
"Take a deep breath. Relax for a moment. Getting yourself worked up will only mess you up."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« on: July 15, 2019, 10:51:19 am »
Shoes makes his grand debut in an adventure by running a gargoyle through with the sheer force of a charge.
Quote from: Shoes vs. Gargoyle A
Shoes initiates!
Hit: 10, hit!
Crit: 5, crit!
Gargoyle B takes 12 damage!

Gargoyle B retaliates!
Hit: 87, miss!

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)
XP: 89/100

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 8: IC Thread!
« on: July 15, 2019, 07:19:00 am »
"Mhm. You know, pacing around restlessly won't help."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 8: IC Thread!
« on: July 14, 2019, 05:32:45 pm »
Quote from: RedMageCole on July 14, 2019, 04:09:34 pm
Marietta was unfortunately not the most patient of individuals, and as Cedric stopped because Sylvianne opened a book up, Marietta just found herself stopping as well. She looked a bit grumpy that they were stopping, and she was also pretty antsy, so almost immediately she began pacing a little bit while waiting for Cedric to finish talking about whatever with her.

"C'mon, c'mon, do we really have time for this...?"

She grumbled to herself and no one in particular, trying not to let herself be heard... or again, noticed, but this time she felt it was going to be a bit tricky to not be noticed when she was pacing, but it'd certainly help her calm down at least somewhat.
Marietta finds herself suddenly faced with a tall woman in a weird hat, looking down at her oddly.
"Hey? Is....something....bothering you?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums: Laguz Test Game IC
« on: July 14, 2019, 01:26:58 pm »
"Damn, good point, good point. I dunno. Just....you know? I feel it'd be better if you weren't in here brooding over it, I suppose. Don't mind me if I'm kinda talking out my backside here."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« on: July 13, 2019, 04:27:13 pm »
As the fight continues between Keith and Jarvis, the gate suddenly slams shut behind the entire group. Whether for good or for ill, there was no leaving now. Serena, for her part, is as furious as she could possibly seem to be. Whatever it is with her, it can't be denied; demons and the Demon Lord sincerely, utterly piss her off.
"I'll pay the others who decided to come along with us anything they want if they JUST help me wipe this demon scum from the face of Generia!"

Meanwhile, inside....
"We can't find them-"
"Continue looking. That Belphegor...."
Two demons, robed and with fierce countenances, stroll within Initia's royal palace, demons and undead thralls around them searching and scrabbling at every single nook and cranny they can find. Lautia, the demon who had spoken, grumbles under his breath.
"They have evaded Lord Mammon for too long. Their responsibility has been abandoned. Lautia, how is your portion of the search going?"
"The undead thralls under my command are keeping the Initia Royal Guard at bay. Our forces are currently guarding the outside of the keep to prevent any intervention from interrupting our search, my comrade."
"Excellent. Lord Mammon and Lady Leviathan have granted us this army to ensure Belphegor conducts their duty as they promised. Wherever they are, make sure they are found. And raze the castle while we're at it."
"That's not the mission-"
"We have a chance to deal a crippling blow to the Kingdom of Begnin if Belphegor refuses to do so. I will fulfil Lord Mammon's wish! Besides, who will stop me, the Goddesses?"
"....for a demon trained by the Lord of Greed, you seem to be rather....wrathful."
"And for a footman to the Lady of Envy, you're rather slothful. Let's just get on with it. Chances are, every adventurer in the city will be collapsing on this point, and even with our forces, we couldn't possibly hold them all off."
"....as you wish. Demons, expedite the search! Leave nothing untouched, no nook unturned and no cranny unseen! Locate Lord Belphegor immediately, and return them to us so we may deliver them to Lord Mammon for questioning!"
~~~~Turn 1~~~~
Player Phase
~~Map Theme (Funk Goes On)~~
Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)
XP: 86/100

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 8: IC Thread!
« on: July 13, 2019, 02:46:11 pm »
Orietta calmly walks in, not far behind the rest of the group.

It was a strange feeling, going to fight. Not long before this, she was the eldest of several siblings, taking care of them on a farm out in the middle of nowhere and hunting wild boars as the worst of her problems. And now.....she was doing something bigger.

It was, however, for the sake of her mother, as she reminded herself again.
"What do we know about the mission at hand?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Wonderful Blessing IC Thread: Chapter 1: {A Crap Re;Zero Reference}
« on: July 13, 2019, 12:38:47 am »
As the group approaches the city center (and the castle), they're running towards it against the flow of traffic, as people flock away from the castle in droves. As you cross the blocks, you find that the only other people running towards the place are either adventurers or city guards, and you figure out why.

By the time you get to the castle, you find the place overrun. The gates are open, ajar, and the sounds of fighting can be heard within.

"There's definitely a Demon General here.....or at least, one of their closer allies. I can feel that damned hellspawn somewhere here. LET ME AT THEM! HOW DARE THEY MAKE MAGIC STORMS IN MY VIEW?!"
Meanwhile
Marcia and Shoes draw towards the castle in search of new blood to spill and new fires to set. As they do, they find a group of what look like adventurers near the entrance- judging by the giant Wiggler mask one of them is wearing and the shrieking green-haired girl in their midst, they're far too eccentric not to be.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums: Laguz Test Game IC
« on: July 13, 2019, 12:33:10 am »
"Why don't we take a walk -maybe I find you a hat, hide the ears- so you can take your mind off things, hm?"

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