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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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3181
"Hey, that's what we borrowed YOU mortals to do. If anything, you can go blame your fellow mortals, specifically, other Revivians, for being useless."

3182
"It'd be nice to have people like that around here. A hundred years of this and getting people from the other world, wherever you people come from, and nobody's even seen the Demon Lord."

3183
"D-did someone say money?!"
And Serena butts in.

3184
"There's....worse vices. Long as you keep sight of what's important. And hopefully don't blow all your cash on this game."

3185
"....okay, I've dabbled with Clash of Legends like, once, but....I've never seen someone do THAT."

Serena, in the back, has whipped out a crystal tablet of her own and seems to be on the same game as-
"Oh come on, after all the Seals I spent farming, all I got was another Ferris?!"
"And that makes twice."

3186
Serena frowns, but sighs.
"Well, I trust him. So far, he's the only one in this group outside of the Wiggler who hasn't threatened me, smacked me upside the head or threatened to set my temples on fire."

3187
"Okay, I know there's some messed up things going on, but....oof."
"So he can just take control of you, whenever he likes, like that? I knew mortals got up to real messed up things but...."

3188
"Well, it depends where you are on prisons. I know Blobbonian prisons set you up with work programs and stuff before you get out, and it's pretty nice in there; all you do for labor is just feed the blobs and stuff and the only difference between normal life and not is you can't leave until you're done. Midgardia, however.....hoo boy. Thank the Goddesses we never got arrested there."
"Before you ask how I know this, I know a lot of guys. Guildenstern got around and I always had to go smooth over things."

Then slave marks are mentioned, and both Rosencrantz and Serena are suddenly appalled.
"....did you just say....slave mark?"
"Wait, what did you say? She's a what?"

3189
"You say that, but....well, the fact that my brother got away with that for ten years really does make you think if some goddess isn't spending her time rewarding him for that because it's funny."

3190
"I'll be real, I wouldn't have taken that money to beat Gil up. I've dealt with him for too long. At least prison might teach him how to get along without me constantly cleaning up after his messes."

3191
"Hey, she's paying me to be here, I'm not going TOO far."

3192
"Scam?!"
"I'm not lying about being a goddess, you know. I just....don't particularly want to drown all of Begnin in water when I COULD go drinking later."

Rosencrantz finally deigns it the right moment to speak up.
"Sorry. Shutting up when someone spouts bullshit is a habit of mine."
"Y-you shut up! We rescued you from a life on the streets, you know!"

3193
"I can either do this...."
Serena snaps her fingers, producing a small rainbow and a miniature fountain of water in her hands.
".....or I can drown all of Begnin in a forty-day unending flood."

3194
"My mom always taught me to watch out for those around me. For her sake, I'll protect you, and for her, I'll do it right."

3195
"Hey, buddy, unless you want me to flood the entire city and everything around it for the next hundred miles, I can't exactly just pop my power off with a snap of my finger. One, water isn't exactly that great for combat magic unless you really, really want everything flooded. Two, my mom would kill me. Therefore, I need a bunch of adventurers to do the legwork for me."

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