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Fire Emblem on Forums: Wonderful Blessing of Our Goddesses On This Beautiful World

A long time ago, before the world existed, before there was light and sky and all that lives, there were nine Goddess Dragons. Titania, Mother of the Gods dwelt in a land beyond mortal reckoning with only her eight daughters for company. Though she lived in happiness for a time, eventually she and her daughters found the world to be lonely, small and empty. To fix this, Titania gathered her power, and the power of her daughters, and led her eight daughters onto the very chaos that existed before time and space. Combining their powers, the Goddesses took the chaotic matter that lay in the Void Before Time and forming it by hand into the foundations of the world, building it up from nothingness. They called this creation Generia, but the Goddesses were not satisified. The nine Goddesses looked upon the world, and felt it lonely, for, though there were many beautiful sights in Generia, it was empty, with nothing that lived among the trees and waters-

Hey, hey, wait a minute.

Why am I even telling you all about the history of Generia? This is boring. Nobody gives a crap about history. Who reads books, anyway? I'm a Goddess. A GODDESS. I don't have time for stupid books written about the petty mortal crap you people do. It's probably all full of whatever weird fetishes you guys are into. Anyway, you're here because of the advertisment, aren't you? So you don't care about some recap about a bunch of unimportant sub-characters, and you're here for the main event, yours truly. You either already know how the world was created, because you're from here, or you're one of those Revivians, in which case....I'm not a history teacher, don't ask me about history, y-you stupid NEET! You got that?! D-don't you dare give me that look! I know about history! I'm not some dumb broad just because I'm a beautiful young woman, you know! I AM a Goddess!

Ugh.

So, I guess you're all here for the advertisement I put up, right? I asked for talented and enthusiastic adventurers, to accompany myself, the one and only Serena Thalassa Nereida, the beaaaautiful Goddess of Water, on a special mission from the heavens themselves! I want only the best adventurers to accompany me on a mission to the Ultima Fortress on the other side of the continent and defeat the Demon Lord! Oh, the reward, of course! One million rhea to each member of the party, to be awarded upon completion of the quest...wait, rhea? That's what you guys call your money down here? UGH! That woman.....always having to get EVERYTHING going her way, that stuck-up little-!

Ahem.

Anyway. Yes, I will pay you all one million rhea, each, if you complete this mission for me and accompany me to the Demon Lord's palace. All you need to do is beat the seven Demon Generals, who are keeping a barrier up to prevent adventurers just marching into the Demon Lord's palace and sticking his head on a pike; once they're all gone, the barrier will go down and we can march right through without being fried like moths on a candle. Of course, a goddess like myself does not believe in something for nothing, so I won't be paying for anything else like inns or weapons. What do you mean you don't like that idea? You're adventurers, you can make your own money and pay for yourselves. A real adventurer has the ability to fund themselves! And of course you have to pay for me, too. It's only polite to treat a beautiful lady. D-don't look at me like I'm poor! O-of course I have money! I just don't want to pay for all of you, that's all! Wait, what do you mean you're only Level 1?! S-so what if this is the starter town?! Do you think a goddess like me pays attention to that stuff? .....no, I have NOT been sitting here all day waiting for people to join my party! Don't you DARE give me such a pitying look!


I gotta do the intro for this too, do I? Ugh, fine. Welcome to the best FEF on the forums, you NEETs, otaku and assorted weirdos. Welcome to Fire Emblem on Forums: Wonderful Blessing Of Our Goddesses On This Beautiful World!

....what kind of idiot came up with that title?

We'll be using Player's Handbook 2.0, with a few changes:
- Progression caps on non-HP stats can be conditionally increased up to a total of 100% and to a minimum of 0% depending on GM discretion and on how entertaining it would be to allow it.
- Instead of being permanently killed when three turns have passed after reaching 0 HP, players are removed from battle until the end of the current map. If all players are reduced to 0 HP, the situation will be handled as necessary. (What kind of a useless goddess doesn't have Basic Resurrection? -Serena)
- Knights now have 5 MOV. Generals and Great Knights have 6 MOV. In addition, Cavaliers may promote into Great Knight.
- The Apothecary promotion line is playable. In addition, Priest/Sister may promote into War Cleric. In addition, Apothecaries now can use vulneraries and concoctions on anybody and still attack during the turn, rather than just vulneraries on themselves.
- Lockpicks are no longer items; instead, any class with the Lockpick skill may open doors and chests without keys.
- Anti-Cavalry works against all Mounted types and Monsters.
Spoiler: New Classes (click to show/hide)
Player List:
Lord: Serena Thalassa Nereida (Goddess/Acolyte Lord)

Episode 1/Prologue B Characters:
1. Jarvis "Wigglerman" Samek, Soldier Trainee -> Soldier (Praefectus Screptum)
2. Keith Piper, Fighter Trainee -> Fighter (SeriousConcentrate)
3. Asuna "Rio" Ito, Sword Trainee -> Myrmidon (Powder Miner)
Recruited NPC: Rosencrantz, Thief

Episode 2/Chapter 1 Characters:
5. Shoes, Rider Trainee -> Cavalier (Chevaleresse)
6. Gnome Jenkins, Sword Trainee -> Fencer (BMM42)
7. 42-1, Priest Trainee -> Butler (Sirus)
8. Yliss Wander, Sword Trainee -> Myrmidon (SirAston)
9. Marcia Henry, Recruit -> Knight (Empiricist)
Recruited NPC: Milly Pendleton, Adventuring Trader

Episode 4/Chapter 3 Characters:
10. Momotarou Kyouji, Jester (adzi)

Episode 7/Chapter 6 Characters:
11. Dani Langford, Mage Knight (cronos5010)
12. Nikolai "Jade" Fisher, Assassin (Aurorix)

Dropped:
Lillian, Archer Trainee -> Apothecary (Raindrop Valkyrie)
Selene, Priest Trainee -> Sister (Twinwolf)
Vlad, Performer Trainee -> Bard (Taricus)
Keilee, Dark Trainee -> Scholar (kj1225)

Player Gold: 7,930 rhea
Earned Emblems:
Begnin: Done!
Bastapa: Done!
Wybernia: Done!
Midgardia: Done!
Blobbonia
Kaisei
Penultia
Final
Spoiler: Contacts (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Convoy Inventory (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Unique Items (click to show/hide)
Credits to Raindrop Valkyrie and everyone else on Reborn for the new classes.
IC thread is here!

Now with chapter links!
~Episode 1: Symphony of Destruction / 500 Miles~
~Episode 2: Starting Life With This Useless Goddess From Zero~
~Episode 3: I'm An Anime Waifu, So What?~
~Episode 4: Crazy Noisy Bizarre Kingdom~
~Episode 5: Cizek Drift~
~Episode 6: Shipping is Unstoppable~
~Episode 7: Battle at the Big Colosseum~
~Episode 8: Bouncing Blob Bonanza~
~Episode 9: The Obligatory Beach Episode~
~Episode 10: We're Not Gonna Take It~

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Liberation of Izzarra IC Thread
« on: March 29, 2019, 12:37:11 pm »
"Where do you think I got my taste in women from, hm?"

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"R-right."
Let William down on M4.

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So she didn't want to say anything more. Minato didn't blame her. It was difficult to talk about something like that. He wouldn't know, but he'd seen it enough times already. Minato breathed deeply for a few moments, eyes fixed on Faith.

Slowly, gently, after a few moments, he moves to give Faith a tight hug, without another word.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Liberation of Izzarra IC Thread
« on: March 27, 2019, 04:26:33 pm »
"I was originally supposed to inherit the family property in full. Eldest son, you understand. They trained me to make sure I could defend myself. Though, of course, given she was much like you.....perhaps I listened a little more intently than I intended."

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"W-what?"
Bernie was still rung out about what had happened with Alex in the dorm. It was, given everything, possibly the craziest thing that had happened in her time at Eventide so far. This girl was weird, but Bernie wasn't paying it too much mind. Yet.

And then this. This was.....not at all what Bernie wanted. Or expected.
Oh. Oh no. No!
Bernie dives for cover. She wasn't armed, she wasn't equipped to fight whatever this was. This wasn't what she was good at.

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"The whole world's my territory. I just haven't gotten around to visiting it yet."

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"Ah. The country's nice, but it's nothing like the city, eh?"
Aya seems completely at home here as she strides confidently beside Joachim.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Liberation of Izzarra IC Thread
« on: March 27, 2019, 02:46:15 am »
"No, I meant....the very first person who ever taught me how to fight wasn't exactly some prissy tutor with fancy frills."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Liberation of Izzarra IC Thread
« on: March 26, 2019, 05:33:28 pm »
Bertholt gave a dry chuckle.
"Who do you think taught me the basics of combat? I didn't learn from a prissy man with more dress sense than common sense."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Liberation of Izzarra IC Thread
« on: March 25, 2019, 07:49:05 pm »
"Perhaps you could become some sort of instructor of arms, sell your services to anyone who wants to learn how to ride and fight. You're experienced, strong and handy with a weapon. Anyone's got plenty to learn from you, and fighting on horseback isn't the easiest thing to pick up; I mainly learned by watching you fight."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: FEF: Death to Traitors: Chapter 5
« on: March 25, 2019, 07:36:32 pm »
5-I

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Aya casually strolls up to the rest of the group, stretching her arms behind her back and yawning.
"Good grief....that was troublesome. So, y'all heading into town, right? Count me in."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Fire Emblem on Forums 7: IC Thread!
« on: March 23, 2019, 01:50:11 pm »
"So that is where our foes are."
6-9

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H-17, smack a ballistician

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