Bay 12 Games Forum

Should you even touch my ships in an inappropriate manner, I will crush you and erase your every trace from my planet.

Operation Potatoblight is now in session.

Or, as my negotiators have kindly offered, I will not raze your potatoes and burn them if you leave my ships well alone~ we can co-exist, my erstwhile friend. If not, though, the moment one of my ships is even so much as breathed on, your potatoes get crushed. Just an offer~

"A good Italian one near the cinema, perhaps?"

One. Ao has no ships yet.

Oh and by the way if you interrupt my ships I'll raze your potato fields, turn your potatoes into peas and destroy every last single potato or potato-derived good I can find. It will not stop there, no, I shall then erase your every last temple, worshipper and sympathiser in existence throughout perpetuity.

And then I will break you.

I shall descend upon you from a portal into the darkest void, a shapeless mass of shadow and appendages, sending you into the dreamless abyss of the inferno and burn you in everlasting flame, screaming in eldritch tongues from one of my eight mouths as you burn away from my terrible radiance. And as your ashes scatter, as my dark vengeance begins, from my myriad mouths, I shall sing the song that will end the world.

All because you thought it would be fun to deprive me of my ships.

Just a warning~

((Change of plans; they're celebrating the end of school?))

((We did- it's only a timeskip to the end of the first year.))

*maeve/aurum*
Too late.

*maeve/emeril*
Too late.