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Look at Homura, and look at Hanako.

It makes so much sense!

((Which human is this? Yukari or Russell?))

Niisa is present in exactly one ship, and not even by herself.

Ton is nowhere, although that might be because this is the special kind of shipping.

Mureachadh is also nowhere, but that's because he's a dick.

Maessie isn't even introduced and she's in a ship.

Also, wtf does crack refer to, anyway? I keep thinking cocaine and hyper-energeticness/partying, but i don't think i actually know anymore.

Two ships. Let me fix that.

Why the hell would we ship Ton? That'd be either pedophilia or lolicon and I don't feel like being banned right now thank you very much.

Yay~ Cheru nods to Frigid.

Ahem. *cracks knuckles*

SHIPPING LIST
FrigidxCheru (A yuki-onna and her asexual domovoi butler.)
CheruxMaria (So moe....)
CheruxTia (Makes sense for some reason)
MajaxKyle (Wait this isn't canon?)
MajaxYukari (The fanservice is overwhelming)
MajaxAltrius (Long live the Targaryens! I think! That wasn't thought out....)
MiakaxLionan (Yay more moe)
KeithxYukari (Slightly less fanservice)
YukarixAltrius (Prince and the Pauper?)
KylexEveryone (It's Kyle frigging Johnson, what did you expect?)
CarrickxMaessie (For that element of crack.)
KylexMajaxTia (Because Kyle-chan said so.)
CheruxEveryone (Because the asexual guy is hawt.)
YukarixEveryone (Because Yoko is also hawt.)
MajaxEveryone (ALL HAIL THE TINY OPPAI)
LionanxEveryone (Lionan is eternal sub.)
FrigidxKyle (Yep.)
MariaxMiaka (Yep.)
MariaxKarl (Somehow more adorable than MariaxMiaka)
TomxTrianna (D'awwww)
MajaxTia/Miaka/Altrius/Elizabeth/Niisa (Dat royalty fetish though)
NiisaxCheru (Oh come on, this would be so awesome.)
RussellxYukari (Ships that pass in the night)
KeithxLionan (What)
LionanxKeithxKatleya (Wait what)
LionanxMiakaxKeithxKatleya (Now this is just kinky)
CheruxDex (Why not?)
KylexMiaka (Eheheheheh)
TomxYukarixRussell (Why not, let's just pair off all the humans together.)
ElizabethxDaethwin (More crack)
YukarixDaethwin (Not so much crack)
KatleyaxDaethwin (Pair the enthralling singers together. Why not?)
DaethwinxCarrick (All we need now are a lich, a tall metal guy and a Hatsune Miku expy and we've nearly got all of Pentakill.)
Frigid and Cheru's future childxMaja and Kyle's future child (One because this would be so funny and I need more crack)
SoarlaxTom (Because this would be funny.)
TomxEveryone (It's monster girls, what did you expect?)
RyakuxAltrius (For boring people....)
RyakuxKarl (Best her to wed her? Karl can do it.)
AltriusxMiaka/Tia/Maria (Marry him off to one of the Princesses! Now!)
KylexNiisa (Because RG-sempai said so)
ElizabethxNiisa (Possibly the only person capable of looking Niisa in the eye without dying....)
KarlxKatleya (:3)
KarlxTia (So adorable...)
MariaxNiisa (If only someone made the Kannazuki no Miko pose with them...(
MariaxNiisaxMiaka (THE MOE IS OVERWHELMING)

Will be expanded on someday.

and smexytimes happened.
or kyle accidentally mentioned maja's delicious flat chest and died.

Huuuuugs!

barti-chan is suddenly engulfed by an even bigger shark