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((Well, technically. The guys will probably be up all night combing through evidence trying to prove who should be the victor, Yukari or Altrius.))

Plus saving Trianna. And comforting her repeatedly. And being generally liked by everyone.

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Yukari then immediately collapses.

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Altrius and Yukari are now in the infirmary, having been retrieved after the battle. They may wake up soon, having been healed completely.

One succubus even asks him to sign her breasts.

Christ, his antics made him popular.

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Yukari, seeing her chance, hangs on to his side and clambers over to his belly, shooting him repeatedly. She shoots him even if she doesn't get on his belly.

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TURN EIGHTEEN
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Altrius [15][36] rolls over and Yukari [30][32] manages to hang on to his side, but [30][4] doesn't clamber on to his belly, instead being thrown off and away. After rolling up quickly, Yukari fires once at him for [30][42] 42 damage.

50 damage is taken by Yukari, and she stumbles. The floor is cool now, and the arena is tense.

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As soon as Ton is seen, many of the monster fans (mostly girls) squee at her as well. One gorgon has to be kept back from hugging her by another golem with an emoticon face.

Yukari literally shall FIGHT THE POWAH.

Which is to say she leaps on top of him and unloads two shots into his head, using her deftness to attempt to do so.

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TURN SEVENTEEN
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Yukari takes 50 damage from the superheated floor as she leaps off of it. Altrius rushes her!

[30][15]vs[15][30] Yukari and Altrius collide, hitting her for a further [25][32] 31 damage, but Yukari clambers onto his back, [30][23] shooting him twice!

[30][16] 16 damage!
[30][32] 32 damage!

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The Cactuar is alive. And breathing. He literally just needs a little rest. The gargoyle is rushed out to the infirmary.

Ton's arm begins to move in a blur, rapidly stabbing in and out of the gargoyle's body over and over again, every removal spraying blood over the girl, whose eyes are quickly turning into something out of nightmare, malicious glee filling her face as she rends the internal organs of the beast in front of her, carving him like so much meat, as her lantern glows ever brighter, a pure shade of green too blindingly powerful to be natural.

Well.

The gargoyle attempts to dodge! [20][4] v [10][15] And fails. He's screwed.

Cue multiple stabbings.
[40][45]+[5][25]
[40][50!] (seriously)+ [5][50!] (oh you have got to be kidding me.)
[40][34]+[5][23]...

....the gargoyle falls over, nearly dead and only preserved by arena magic. Damn that hurt.

Ton wins.

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Yukari attempts to move the fuck back, doing one last flip in the air to avoid damage. If she succeeds,she winks at Altrius and takes a shot.

If not......well, looks like Altrius is undefeated again.

-20 to dodge (it's bloody everywhere!), and -10 to aiming to Yukari. Even if she dodges, the heat will still do a fixed 50 damage for the next two turns because dude the entire floor of the arena is now superheated.
((Very well.))
TURN SIXTEEN
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Altrius does his firebreath shenanigans at Yukari. Yukari [30][26-20] JUST dodges that shit by flipping inelegantly out of range, landing with an stumbling roll and managing to barely dodge the last cinder. After winking at Altrius, she takes aim [30][29-10] and fires!

[30][28] And she hits for 28 damage. The floor damages her for 50, as she winces from the heat!

((Before you call bullshit, I call bullshit as well. That was ridiculous dodging. I rolled again and the result was a 50, so I took the 26, because the 50 was even more ridiculous.))

Kyle smiles at the lesbian.

((So...which, Homura, Mami, Kyoko or Minu?))

((When you mean all over the arena, how do you mean it? I have to check this before I roll as if the meaning is what I think it is, then Yukari is going to have the bullshit save to beat all bullshit saves.))

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[40][50!]+[5][25] 120 damage. Ouch. The gargoyle is too stunned to do anything.