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((Temporarily. As soon as the battle is over, he can have his future children back.))

((Well, he's been temporarily sterilised. ))

((I don't think CASTRATION counts as a reversible status effect. I'll hand you a roll because blah. If you succeed, you keep your balls. If not, you'll have to wait until battle's end to get them back.
Good luck~))

Yukari resists seduction and leaps away and to the side.
"Are you seriously flirting with me in the middle of a fight?!"

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TURN FOUR
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Tom attempts to take Soarla's head. [15][35] He succeeds, but [15][50!] takes a sword in the groin by Soarla, which does [30][15] 40 damage. And it hurts.
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Altrius tries a different approach, attempting to seduce Yukari! [10][12] vs [10][12] (Whoa....) However, she resists his charms and gets the hell outta dodge.

((Wasn't aware. I'll keep that in mind.))
TURN THREE
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Tom turns away....and [15][4 (Seriously?!)] Soarla SOMEHOW misses a stationary target completely. The sound of her colliding with the dust is enough to warn Tom that he's still in a fight.
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Altrius [20][20] finds Yukari and dives her. Yukari, however [30][26] successfully dodges away from Altrius' subsequent dive, taking aim [30][12-5] and barely hits, [30][35] handing him 35 damage.

((Sanure, the dice aren't liking you today.... ))

((*shrug* Well, that makes two people not affected by a smokescreen.

Also, bullshit, Soarla. Stupid Tsunderes be denying their feelings....))
Yukari hears (and, well, sees) Altrius and attempts to dodge out of the way, taking a shot in desperation (-5 to actually placing a shot.)

((Did you? Balls. I'd better do you a reroll.))

TURN TWO
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Altrius breathes his smokescreen [10][30] which engulfs Yukari. However, the sniper has a thermal scope as one of three scopes, and simply uses the screen to hide and take aim [30][30], a successful shot. She fires!

The shot hits Altrius in the arm [30][50!] for 80 damage. ((Full damage due to crit.))

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Tom whips out a card, which Soarla [30][30] so elegantly collides into.

[25][50] Poor Soarla has to deal with her clothes falling off to reveal her underwear, slipping on a banana peel away from Tom, and a peanut can falling on her head.