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Giant's Sword A large sword that can't be picked up by anyone. If it were to b picked up, it immediately crushes the wielder under the weight of said sword.
Drill of Manhood A portable drill that when wielded, compels the user to attempt to drill into the sky. May or may not interact with the Cape of Manliness.
The One Ring A ring that makes you unable to wear more than one ring and makes the wielder obsessed with the number one. May or may not make the wielder speak in third person, mumble 'Precious' constantly or turn bald, thin and sickly.
A Rock A mundane rock. People seem to be assured that it has some sort of magical function and attempt to make it do something, even sacrificing themselves in the attempt to give the rock a blood sacrifice.
Bag of Food cursed An infinitely refilling bag of food....that happens to be food immensely high in fat to the point that eating it will induce heart attacks in several minutes. People are compelled to eat anyway.