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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« on: January 02, 2018, 04:31:56 pm »Quote from: from Discord
Clownpiece - Today at 1:17 PM
Emp pls do not hit Elf with your balls
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Clownpiece - Today at 1:17 PM
Emp pls do not hit Elf with your balls
"Worry not. Assuming nothing goes wrong, you'll be fine for now until our healer is able to attend to you and if you aren't, I'll make sure you won't die while I'm still standing. My talents will not be so easily overcome by the effort of these incompetents, and they certainly won't overcome yours."
"I'm sorry. I wish I could help. The most I can do is soothe his pain and offer reassurance."
"I do not mean to impugn your honor. But, if you really are sure this will not return to haunt my friends, then as much as I would prefer he not mutilate himself, I will leave it in his hands."
"Be careful about this, Martyn. Simply because she says her business with us is over, does not mean whatever happens afterwards will not come back to haunt you."
"Hurry back. Keeping a lady waiting would be rude."
"If you’d allow us. It is the least we could do.”
"Hey! Don't you go dyin' on me yet!"
"Hold back a little and do not dare die! I will not permit you to die here!"
"Oh, a priest must have some way of enjoying himself a little. I'm sure her reputation will survive intact."
"After she kidnapped me and took me away, we spoke a little; I could hardly escape her clutches, and in any case, I felt that I ought to find out the kind of person who would be so driven as to kidnap a holy man.