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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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44176
When Constanza is more Magnificent Bitch than the two of them combined?
Nope. Constanza will probably be memetically considered the one behind all of it.

44177
Yay? It's cool with me, I guess.
YAY
oh and no smut
toady will kill me

44178
Turns out the Bikers and the Order at a Lose/Lose situation. this tends to be how most fights between them go :/
Not without being hideously badass though, for both sides. Seriously, how can a fight between bikers and Knight Templar NOT be badass or generate memes?

44179
The bikers call them on their bullshit as they leave, but don't do much else. They can't legally go after them right now without risking being charged with murder and being shut down.

And if they get shut down, they can't piss with the Order. Which is bad.

44180
((The world is changing, man. I was planning to have some other world news involving Vladmir Putin creating an all-female squadron of magic users. Because lol. :P ))
((Think you mean Silvio Berlusconi.))

44181
MAO AND JACK I PLAN TO FURIOUSLY WRITE FLUFF ABOUT YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

44182
...when this is revealed, the Samaritans are also under arrest. The local gang members are happy to let the newcomers take the fall, of course. :P Still, it doesn't seem like the police are very serious about this. They'll probably get off with a slap on the wrist.
((I wouldn't expect the police to. I mean, seriously, when do police have to deal with bikers against knights? xD))
The Samaritans aren't, well, capable of having spies, so they just tell them stuff in vague ways. They're bikers, not an international organization like SHIELD or something.

44183
A couple of the bikers jump the barricade; these guys don't have their bikes, but do it on foot-, but most of them stay behind.

Apparently, from what can be gleaned, the bikers are the Samaritans, a fairly prolific biker gang known for facing off with Order members when possible. They're fairly disorganized and spread out; the only thing common to all of them are the symbol of the True Sword being riddled with scorch marks and their dislike to outright loathing of the Order.

One of the most famous incidents involving the Samaritans ended up shutting down lower Los Angeles when the Samaritans and the Order had a fight over some sort of magical artifact, that ended in neither getting it due to the crossfire blowing it up, killing civvies, Order and Samaritan alike.

44184
((elf, what are the properties of a Orichalcum weapon?))
((Unbreakable without a considerable amount of magic or force, can harm divine beings, being worth absolute shit to a shop and millions to a museum.))

44185
The bikers cheer as they run off.
"Pussies. Couldn't even fight off a bunch of bikers. You're all just a bunch of two-faced lying sons of bitches!" The bald guy laughs, turning to his lot.

"Come. Let's go. This witch hunt's done, for now. The bastards'll be back, though." The music coming back on, the bikers drive off.

44186
"So Anima, is this orichalcum?"
Anima studies it for a moment, before nodding.

44187
"You summoned a demon to do that shit, you filthy liar! Bullshit!" The bald guy points his shotgun at him before the jacketed guy points his barrel down.
"Let 'em."
"But-"
"Let 'em fire first."

The bald guy sighs, but flips them off. "If it there wasn't a load of bullshit coming out of your mouth, I might be able to hear you better!"

44188
"Ignorant Biker. Leave the civilians out of this. Let he who cast the first stone be hit by a thousand more. A wise lesson, miss." The Paladin smirks back.
"Wiseass. May I remind you we heard you were going after civvies yourself, you lying bastard?" The biker adjusts his shades.
"And what about you? I heard you destroyed a few of our supply depots that contained medical supplies and food that we were giving out the poor and homeless you elitist scum." Dammit Paladin quit being personal.
"What about you? You blew up a restaurant we were all meeting in, along with everyone, with us or not, in it! And a couple more too! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black."

44189
"I don't need some old proverb to tell you you done fucked up, old man." The biker turns to his comrades.
"Ain't that right?"

44190
"Ignorant Biker. Leave the civilians out of this. Let he who cast the first stone be hit by a thousand more. A wise lesson, miss." The Paladin smirks back.
"Wiseass. May I remind you we heard you were going after civvies yourself, you lying bastard?" The biker adjusts his shades.

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