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When Constanza is more Magnificent Bitch than the two of them combined?Nope. Constanza will probably be memetically considered the one behind all of it.
Yay? It's cool with me, I guess.YAY
Turns out the Bikers and the Order at a Lose/Lose situation. this tends to be how most fights between them go :/Not without being hideously badass though, for both sides. Seriously, how can a fight between bikers and Knight Templar NOT be badass or generate memes?
((The world is changing, man. I was planning to have some other world news involving Vladmir Putin creating an all-female squadron of magic users. Because lol.((Think you mean Silvio Berlusconi.))))
...when this is revealed, the Samaritans are also under arrest. The local gang members are happy to let the newcomers take the fall, of course.((I wouldn't expect the police to. I mean, seriously, when do police have to deal with bikers against knights? xD))
((elf, what are the properties of a Orichalcum weapon?))((Unbreakable without a considerable amount of magic or force, can harm divine beings, being worth absolute shit to a shop and millions to a museum.))
"So Anima, is this orichalcum?"Anima studies it for a moment, before nodding.
"What about you? You blew up a restaurant we were all meeting in, along with everyone, with us or not, in it! And a couple more too! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.""And what about you? I heard you destroyed a few of our supply depots that contained medical supplies and food that we were giving out the poor and homeless you elitist scum." Dammit Paladin quit being personal."Ignorant Biker. Leave the civilians out of this. Let he who cast the first stone be hit by a thousand more. A wise lesson, miss." The Paladin smirks back."Wiseass. May I remind you we heard you were going after civvies yourself, you lying bastard?" The biker adjusts his shades.
"Ignorant Biker. Leave the civilians out of this. Let he who cast the first stone be hit by a thousand more. A wise lesson, miss." The Paladin smirks back."Wiseass. May I remind you we heard you were going after civvies yourself, you lying bastard?" The biker adjusts his shades.
