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Selina tries to find Arya to see if theres anything she can do to help with everything... or Maria if Arya is not around... Or Richard failing that!Izzy is in her golem-bot again.
Meme teleports to Izzy now, having wondered where she ended up.
[To: Abraxas] <I shall put it another way, am I more of a nuisance than a source of conversation or vice-versa?>>Not entirely.<
[To: Abraxas] <As does it make my impertinent infatuation even less feasible, oh well, no matter... What do you do to stave off boredom throughout the centuries anyway?>>Deep contemplation.<
[To: Abraxas] <Not even something as minor as a kiss?~ But I jest; after all, I know little about you aside from your accomplishments and temperament whilst you know even less about myself aside from my opinions and a mere snippet of my life.>>And I suppose you have yet to know much about my own life, and I about your accomplishments.
[To: Abraxas] <Well, is there any way to repay you then?>>No. I will take no reward.<
[To: Abraxas] <Why did you put so much effort into keeping me alive anyway? Weren't you supposed to be misanthropic?>>I am a misanthrope, not a heartless bastard.<
[To: Chiron] <My anatomy was altered?>>Your organs were entering failure, immunity to hormones and drugs, it was a wonder you managed to survive the operation.
>Meaning it did not explode or otherwise inconvenience you. Again, it was very hard to figure out your Fate-altered anatomy.<[To: Chiron] <Okay if that's the case then, what did you mean when you said that the replacement was functional?>[To: Chiron] <Wouldn't that leave me with dead organs rotting inside my body? Hmm... is it possible to shut them down permanently instead?>We replaced everything. Including ovaries, which means you shouldn't have any.<
...Wait, if my reproductive organs had to be entirely replaced, doesn't that mean I don't have any ovaries now? If that's the case, could we just shut off the unnecessary functions? I don't think I'm receptive to hormones or drugs still judging by my lack of adrenaline and reaction to cigarette smoke... so it' pointless to continue producing them...>
*cough*Alistair*cough*Gold: When you're a boy, it's Shota.No, when a little boy likes a little girl.
