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Sen shouts from in the kitchen, "I swear to the gods of old if that robot comes after me with a bag of salt again I will destroy it and put a curse of infertility on you so your kids can't make the same mistake you did Kyle!" Sen is still agitated by the robot. She doesn't actually mean to curse Kyle. Probably.

((Elf will auto fail any attempts to shut down his fertility if only because it's enough of a curse in itself.))

((RNG-chan curses you to fail your next breathing rolls. Have fun~))

She runs into Albrecht. And by runs I mean walks into.

((Marie says fuck you, like she did so many ages ago. Honestly I bet he'll come back. Give him a day or two.))

((With a bunch of cops. Trying to arrest everyone.

Cue Andras.))
Andras teleports off to the police station, presumably to warn the police to ignore a ranting man by the description of Marten Stigsson.

Think about it.

Child with conscious control over disease = no STDs for anyone nearby.


Or free Ebola.

Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on January 13, 2014, 05:38:37 pm

Quote from: kj1225 on January 13, 2014, 05:37:43 pm

Also, are people really asking for Kyle to hook up with Pestilence? Well, only if Elf says yes.

Please say yes, Elf. I want to be a sentient blob of STDs.

You're aware this will reduce how many parties you get invited to?

I'm sorely tempted to make it a yes and give the child conscious control of disease.

Arya runs over to hug her, as does Maria and Lily. Abraxas just looks....calm.

Continue trying to assist as many people as possible.