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So I found a fanfiction generator so I made Richard write a story at gun point.

Spoiler: This is probably the greatest thing (click to show/hide)

 
 
Once apon a time...
 


Summary:
I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

Kyle Johnson was sitting behind his tv. He felt the tears well up in his eyes like a damb bursting. After their last adventure, Kyle Johnson found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and judging real humans actually were. Kyle Johnson stared at a picture of a tiger. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill him ripping him limb from limb, but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on him when he was at his weakest and darkest moment. When he needed his friends the most.

But there had been one lone ray of light in this whole ordeal. Kyle Johnson remembered fondly the day he discovered it. It was a tuesday morning he rememberanced. The memories surfaced before his mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before Kyle Johnson well knew it, a single tear welled up in his eyes and trickled down his cheek.
Because even when all his 'friends' betrayed him, there was one consistant factor in his life: Grandiose.

And Kyle Johnson knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Kyle Johnson had for Grandiose were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, deep sense and need for Grandiose.Their relationship would probably only ever be physical.

Alas, Kyle Johnson thought to himself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must Kyle Johnson be destined to annihilate Grandiose? Can he ever tell Grandiose how much Grandiose means to Kyle Johnson?

If only he could. Then all his pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Conny (who told him she loved him, only to stab him right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Grandiose and Kyle Johnson's true feelings for him.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

A/N I got bord of writing the fanfic as it was so I decided to change things around. I hope u guys like it!!

She was as of yet the most radient creature in the whole wide world, Kyle Johnson believed her to be. As she faigjt the great evil Grandiose, her raspberry ripples bobbed up and down consistantly like someone making love in a car. She swipped sexlyat the Grandiose and was more than anything Kyle Johnson had seen before. Her beatiful feistful pressure shocked Grandiose's henchmen into copulating before her.

Sekaquaptéwa, take my sword! said Kyle Johnson, and give it to the greatness before us. She will need our legendary sword in order to defeat the great fearsomeGrandiose

And lo! Sekaquaptéwa did so and the maginificent great mysterious woman took the sword and stabbed Grandiose.

He was defeated. But was Grandiose? Because as Kyle Johnson ran towards the mysterious strange beauty of His draems and was about to share the greatest kiss He(and more) had ever given to someomne in the history of mankind, Grandiose rose up and fled!
And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that "some" readers... don't like my art. They say that it's...it's all badly written and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) horrible violent (this is MATURE, DID"T U READ THE DISCLAIMER?!)and anatomicly impossible (whu cares?! It's FANTASY). That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My dog just died and people said harry potter sucked!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank SexySnape34 and Sweetycorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.

Goodbye crawl internet. I WON"T MISS U!!