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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: December 10, 2013, 03:18:06 pm »
"I'll be! Lass, I can't take this! I'm an ex-pickpocket, girl. I looted enough gold and weapons to match my weight many times over!"
Daeron looks alarmed.

51872
Is the plushy immune to slashing and piercing damage? Or, incidentally, Strength damage? Because between the claws and the secondary breath weapon, the plushy's dealing with all three.
.....yes. Also, it's a plushy in the image of you.

51873
Arya directs her to a room near the kitchen.

51874
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: December 10, 2013, 03:14:51 pm »
"What? That was him?!"
"Corvus, the God of Knowledge. He ain't that powerful, but he knows a damn lot."

"Somewhat perversely.

I really do need to get a hobby."

51875
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: December 10, 2013, 02:55:07 pm »
"You spoke with him, didn't you?"

51876
Roll To Dodge / Re: The First Magic Girls
« on: December 10, 2013, 02:51:42 pm »
It can work.
GWG~
Wheeeen doooo weeeee staaaaart?~

51877
*suddenly, a chilling laugh fills the air as Dragon Knight finds half his HP bar gone, his life bar slowly whittling away, being on fire, while Mord is growing stronger with a full shield bar*

Whoever said I cared enough? :P
The Dragon Knight isn't around anymore, just an irritated great wyrm gold dragon. Who is, incidentally, immune to fire.
"Cute."
Neither is Mordekaiser.

He is replaced by a plushy, that is incidentally, immune to fire.
"I know right~"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: a totally normal RTD
« on: December 10, 2013, 02:49:11 pm »
Sorely tempted to start derailing owing to RL stuff and having a bad day in general. To be honest, though...
Just...do things.

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*Is a Mord with Guinsoo's, Mercs, Rabadons, Liandry's, etc, etc, sustain sustain. Oh, and still leaching health from Dragon Knight*
Oh, and, uh...
*cue rest of my team appearing*

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*suddenly, a chilling laugh fills the air as Dragon Knight finds half his HP bar gone, his life bar slowly whittling away, being on fire, while Mord is growing stronger with a full shield bar*

Whoever said I cared enough? :P

Viper proceeds to bite Mord's head off with his acid teeth.
Maxed shield bar would say nope.

51881
But viper's poison isn't a spell, its his passive... actually, its also a unique attack modifier.
....except Mord relies on damage dealing to fuel his shields.

Dragon Knight is charging straight at him, putting him in range of all of Morde's spells. Spell vamp heals him for every spell he lands, and lifesteal for every AA, plus his shields.

So, pretty much, you've just made him nigh-invincible.

51882
*lifesteal and spell vamp make it all better*

51883
*The Dragon Knight is immediately blasted with metallic cursed maces, pelted with shards if sharp metal, and slammed with a very big mace, all while this damage becomes shields for Mordekaiser to continue laughing off his damage*

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Aegis is a revive item, and I was being trolly and built tank Prophet :P
And I was being trollier and built bruiser Mordekaiser.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« on: December 10, 2013, 02:11:02 pm »
-186b Declare the Walmart an independent country and set up flags, statues, etc. in the aisles.
187. Use the various Not Always sites as checklists.

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