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Because shipping is capricious.

e.e

*throws a LaF! Maria and a Laf! Medea doll at Camille*

*Squishes Twi* Uguu~

((Projeck's offline, actually.
Sorry. :I))

((I know.
But can't necessarily go RP with Medea now can I?))

((Is there anyone free to interact with?))

Delayed by playing Small World. Stout Dwarves to start, clashing with the Swamp Trolls and watching the Berserk Ratmen and Heroic Amazons conquer the northern (?) half of the map; then the dwarves reclaimed their mine, went into decline, and got replaced by Dragonmaster Humans spawning deep in ratman territory. The trolls went into decline, and will be replaced by Wealthy Wizards...and now Seafaring Orc pirates from the Amazon player are attacking the opposite side of the board...
(Also present: declining Pillaging Ghouls and Hill Sorcerers. Same guy.)

Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on August 30, 2013, 03:41:01 pm

Quote from: Empiricist on August 30, 2013, 03:39:11 pm

I'll just act the Devil's Advocate here, @Elf, Medea rolled a 20 to avoid having intercourse with Isaac previously. If @Cado was really to blame, she would've rolled a 1.

Keep in mind we both share the sphere of probability warping and I praised Cado for preventing intercourse. :3

So...if it's good you did it, if it's bad Cado did it?

Quote from: kj1225 on August 30, 2013, 04:24:34 pm

"I may have accidentally had sex with Ash and got her pregnant."

Are you trying to imply that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?

Quote from: mcclay on August 30, 2013, 05:45:02 pm

((Page 92 there will be a time skip of two days! Its Friday motherfuckers~))

At what setting do you have your pages?!? By forum default, there's already over 1,200! (Over 1,600 if you count the OOC and Mission Threads.)

Quote from: Empiricist on August 30, 2013, 06:01:28 pm

((Likewise, since honeymoons go for about 8 days on average, excluding travel time. Plus I'd rather finish the RP for that so that it doesn't end up as a series of fragmented allusions to events with no logical progression.))

You might want to work on a progression then, because it's mostly been cuddling with interpersed outings as far as I've been able to see.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 30, 2013, 07:27:34 pm

I've done literally nothing other than greet you. Why hostile?

History. See: Broke Angel. Even if she started it, people who do that to little girls are typically not well-liked.
Especially if the Darnos-like individual goes to extreme lengths to avoid showing what the Angel-like individual actually did.

Quote from: Empiricist on August 30, 2013, 07:28:27 pm

((Does Darnos have a bracelet unit?))

No, he didn't go to the wedding.

Quote from: Twi on August 30, 2013, 07:46:44 pm

[Some fellow named Darnos. Apparently the rest of you know him, and rather poorly at that.]

Last time we saw him, he ran off after breaking Angel's leg and most of her facial bones.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 30, 2013, 08:10:34 pm

((Will be gone for 1/2 hour or so))

Quote from: Xantalos on August 30, 2013, 08:14:30 pm

Something Xantalos posted

Someone call Greenwich--The length of an hour has been redefined to be 10 minutes!

Quote from: Projeck37 on August 30, 2013, 08:18:20 pm

"Well if you cannot stand for something, then you might as well die. There is no purpose for your existence besides to be an antagonist to our lives."

Preach it!
Seriously, what's the fun in an inexplicably antagonistic person?

Quote from: mcclay on August 30, 2013, 08:28:20 pm

"YEAH, JUST, LET IT FUCKING CHILL, YA KNOW?! THIS MIGHT BE THE FUCKING START OF A BRAND NEW LIFE FOR YOU! A LIFE WHERE PEOPLE DON'T THINK OF YOU AS A FUCKING SOCIOPATH! IT COULD BE A WHOLE NEW FUCKING ADVENTURE!"

I approve of this epiphany!
Just remember, kids: Drugs don't make sociopaths into potential nice guys in real life. They make sociopaths into sociopathic drug addicts.

Quote from: RangerCado on August 30, 2013, 09:48:19 pm

((SCP-087!))

Why don't you make Cassie instead?

Quote from: Xantalos on August 30, 2013, 08:25:13 pm

Quote from: Projeck37 on August 30, 2013, 08:24:27 pm

More like instant anger shot.

Exactly, now he's too angry to be depressed.

Isn't that like breaking someone's arm so they forget about their cancer?

Quote from: Xantalos on August 30, 2013, 08:29:40 pm

Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on August 30, 2013, 08:25:46 pm

Actually, I believe that Meme is the depression cure.

Too late, DARNOSCORP is muscling out the competition!

With an ineffective product? They're not staying in business.

Depends entirely on what the consequences. If it's bad RPG rolls, Cado. If it's bad shipping rolls, me. Course, whatever good rolls are also attributed to whoever's aspect it is.

And INTRODUCING THE HAPPY CANNON.
*produces a cannon with Meme inside*

Nate makes it to the volcano.