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"Hm....sure. We'll bring everyone along, it'll be a blast!"

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"Not really. Had a nightmare."
Alistair shuddered.

(*Omake interrupted: Reset button.*.))

"I-I'm sorry?"
Maria is deeply confused about what Selina said.

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"Don't worry, I won't.

What's that about? Does Selina want to go out with my sister?"

Alistair tilted his head as he took out a bowl and cereal, pouring cereal and milk in the bowl.

((I was going to. Then I realized it'd be too much of a ripoff.))

Kyle escapes the guards! ((999(Kyle's attack)+30(blind)+50403030(magic)v 3(Mook resistance))

He then bumps into Selina, holding a green tea ice cream cup.
What do?

"GET HIM."

With that, guards mysteriously like Gintama, only with eyepatches, Scottish, and carrying large swords chase Kyle.

Kyle is trapped between a large, shut door and advancing drunk Scottish guards.

What do?

"...unsatisfactory. HAREMETTES, BLINDFOLD HIM."

The court was aghast at the punishment.
"H-he can't do that...surely..."
"Too harsh a punishment, for such a young man..."
"He must be mad!"
"..poor man..."

Two young ladies, baring a suspicious resemblance to Connie, approach Kyle with a blindfold.
What do?

A hooded teenager, holding a sword in his right hand. He kept his face hidden from Matt, and simply looked to the side while speaking.

"Are you Matt, Selina's friend?"

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Maria smiles.
"Thanks. I slept well. You?"

Spoiler: The harem king (click to show/hide)

As Matt watched Kyle fighting with the librarian about weather Harry potter or The inheritance cycle was better he noticed an old book covered in dust. He approached the book and started to read the title out loud. Well, it would be out loud if the words didn't dissapere as soon as they left his lips. As he puts the book down there's a big flash and everything changes. He's no longer in the library watching Kyle argue with some poor librarian, well he is but it's different because instead of a hoodie and some jeans Kyle is wearing a jesters outfit that is the same color as iron.

If no one adds to it I'll add another part tomorrow.

Matt stands from his golden throne, formed from the very armor of Gilgamesh himself- Gilgamesh was standing around, chained to a post with a dunce cone hat on- and stretches his arms.
"Man, is it GOOD to be the Harem King!"
He then points to Selina, his favoured Haremette and the one he truly loved- but for the politics of the Harem Court, he would have to treat her as another of the common Haremettes.
"Get me a green tea ice cream! I promise you many great rewards!"
Selina, struck by the intense GARness of Matt, immediately scurries off to fulfil the request, blushing intensely at being picked by the king.
Matt then turned to Kyle.
"Jester, spin a funny tale for me. Should you fail, I will sentence you to...being blindfolded!"

In the Harem Court, being blindfolded in the presence of the most beautiful and exotic women in the land was torture. Especially for the court jester.