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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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Meanwhile....

An unholy behemoth emerged from a dwarven woman giving birth. It seemed to warp all sense and logic around it. It could not, and SHOULD not exist, by all means.

But outside forces had intervened, and an unholy matrimony had been made.

It was an impossible creature. An impossible THING.

"That woman is an elf collaborato-GAAAHH!"

The accusatory dwarf was driven insane by the visage of the newly born elf-dwarven hybrid. The dwarf stumbled off, taking his clothes off and babbling.

The dwarf woman cradled the elf/dwarven hybrid, cooing to it. She had gone mad too.

((Yes, I have seen hybrids ingame via Dfusion. It was a fire imp/dwarven hybrid. It was healthy. And it crashed my game sooner or later. Basically, my character will now proceed to be the glitchy missingno and the representative to what happens when you hack DF.

If you want links to me actually detailing what happened I'll give one.))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 04:10:21 pm »
So why did I get assimilated if he was essentially a mortal human cyborg?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 02:22:59 pm »
I second SSG's action.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 01:50:29 pm »
"...run. Now. You just tempted fate. Now let's go before something bad happens..."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 12:46:16 pm »
Shoot in the general area of the head.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 12:43:30 pm »
Fight.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 12:17:14 pm »
Do the same.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 11:55:40 am »
"I've always had a bad feeling about this situation. I've only just stated it."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 11:39:55 am »
"Duuude, I have a bad feeling about this....."

Take a gun, preferably a pistol.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 11:18:19 am »
"Um, Phil, do you know how to actually use a gun? I don't think any of us have been trained in ANY firearm use, even airguns. And no, NERF guns don't count.

Also, I meant apart from 'point-and-shoot'."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 11:07:36 am »
((We don't necessarily know how to use them....))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 10:49:58 am »
"I seriously have no clue. I mean, we have the knowledge to avert the obvious, but not the means."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 10:13:35 am »
"This isn't T-screw it."

Nathan sighed.

"This is all geared around driving us insane."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 06:28:44 am »
"Might as well."

Follow the group.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Terrible Old Town (4/4)
« on: April 05, 2013, 06:14:53 am »
"I'd think we'll all be dead in the near future barring badassery or luck."

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