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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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70861
Angry at being forced out of retirement again, I simply screw it and erase all existence, then recreate it so that I am immune to all and any attempts to kill me, torture me, or otherwise in any form harm me, simply so I can enjoy nice, tasty tea in my peaceful, non-booby trapped home.

My couch.

70862
No, SPEC_HEAT simply makes it stay at that temperature, in my experience.

70863
I simply screw it and demand to be left alone. Surprisingly, the wish is granted and I move universes just so I can have a cup of tea in peace.

I settle down in a peaceful suburb and enjoy some tea, watching you resort to killing a single man who didn't even want the hill simply for the sake of the hill.

Then I switch to today's English soap operas.

My couch.

(Retconned so that your attack is completely useless.)

70864
I simply say 'Screw it', and simply hack the universe.

I kill every last one of the Universal Mafia by changing their raws to add the [AQUATIC] tag, making them airdrown.

Then I kill you by making all your composite tissues boil at room temperature, and restrict the changes to you alone.

Then I divorce my wife, kill her, burn the corpse, and disintegrate it with concentrated laser bursts. I get a new wife that loves me and does not in anyway want to kill me, nor is a jealous psychopath. Then I frame you for the murder. The case goes to naught since you're already dead.

I make sure anything in my house, including my tea and couch, is not fatal to me, then I sit down and relax.

My couch.

70865
Fool.

The Universal Mafia killed my wife. I kill the mafia in a roaring rampage of revenge.

Meanwhile, while you hide in your colony, I shut down all exits and communication channels, before slaughtering all of you with anti-shadow weapons, Messian technology, Almighty spells and Chaos Marines.

Then I go home, make sure my tea isn't tampered with, and drink on my non-tampered with couch with my non-tampered with chains.

My couch.

70866
I happen to be his lawyer. I am also the leader of the Universal Mafia.

Within seconds of your team shooting him, they are shot in the back and mangled by smuggled anti-shadow weapons in Orgia Mode. They had no chance.

Then, you personally are framed for the murder of a famous pop idol, put into prison, and I personally show up to put a bullet in your head, before framing your second-highest in the colony leadership.

Your colony is thrown into anarchy and is crashed into an asteroid. There are no survivors.

Finally, I go home, lock my door, and have tea on my couch, which is tied to the ground with adamantine chains and threads from Kyle Katarn's beard.

My couch.

70867
I complain to Costumer Service and they give me a new couch.

My couch.

70868
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Bogeymen Wrestling : The game
« on: October 14, 2012, 05:19:26 am »
Hell yeah.

I want to play as a gremlin and/or anti-shadow weapon.

I need test dummies.

70869
I decide this is all too much trouble and go home.

I sit in my couch, eating popcorn and watching you all fight over a hill.

My couch.

70870
I rip a hole in time, stabbing you in the back before you can use magic tricks to bamboozle me.

I return to a time where I am STILL king of the hill kingdom.

70871
I send in the Kool-Aid Killer and he kills you by drowning you in his juices.

My hill kingdom.

70872
Suddenly, a large void opens up in the plane.

Everything is suddenly swallowed by immense and impenetrable darkness.

When the darkness subsides, the world is returned to a natural state, before it was raped and mutilated by our actions.

The hills are now back to normal, unexploded hills.

The hills are now free to claim.

70873
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Apprentices to a Master of Magic
« on: October 13, 2012, 05:35:48 pm »
"Hm. If I can perfect this, then I can rake in more profit. More profit, more respect. More respect..."
Keep working on soul magic, because money=respect=power.

70874
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Voyd blunders through DF yet again!
« on: October 13, 2012, 04:24:06 pm »
Nope and nope.
Dfusion and some ore editing will give you more dwarves and more embark points though.

70875
All of you are wiped out by dopplegangers of yourselves.

My hill.

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