Bay 12 Games Forum

On Genesis: cut their phallus off and see what happens after.

On vanilla: Cut off their tongue, if possible, or forcibly remove any organ that is not the heart, brain or stomach.

Then enslave all who surrender.

 

If I can get on, I'll just shapeshift into a extremely beautiful elf or human seductress. Dopplegangers  FTW#


Hmm...if Kanesrae gets worse from what I hear, maybe I can use diplomacy to actually calm her down?

EDIT: Solution, either one of us bluffs or eases him into handing the crossbow over, or we stop fighting over a damned crossbow.

WUT?

-summons a legion of drunken elf collaborators to derail the thread-

Well, I will now take up the battle cry of the legendary drunk. He was killed, sadly, in an epic battle he could not win against the Toady One and his faithful steed, Scamps. May his soul rest in magma, and may his dismembered corpse lie unsullied by demons.

Also, Necronator in DF.

Due to slight problems with computer acquirment, I won't be on for a while.

I have one solution, if your willing to cheat.

Runesmith them out of existence. Create an obsidian wall around the entrance to Hell using DFHack.

Yeah, we need someone to:

A. Replace Wheatly.
B. Be a magic caster.
C. Back up Alith in diplomacy and bluffing with your smarts.