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Electricity? Isnt that my job, mate?

Also, no rebellion? D: But that's fun!!!
Ah, well, I'll wait for the Quarter Quell. Then....REBELLION!
BLOOD WILL RUN IN THE STREETS OF THE CAPITOL!
SNOW'S HEAD WILL BE STUCK ON A SPEAR, PARADED ON THE STREETS OF THE CAPITOL ITSELF!
FOR FREEDOM! AND THE RIGHT TO EAT DECENT BREAD!

(Yeah. My dead girlfriend who died in a car crash, which is the reason I carry around a defibrillator.)

Diary of Tarmid Punchgates:

Early Winter:

I feel...weird. I can hear a voice telling me to kill elves. I see, just out of the field of sight, a blue, icy dwarf with a hammer. He looks like a mason, and...oh god. I..I see him! He's in my door! Asmel, I love you..please take care of my-

Diary of Winterdirge, the Elf Torturer:

Early Winter:
Ah, another dwarf across the universe suitable for my purposes. Hm...I'll go take a look and see what I have...
Damn it! This body isn't too much like me. It can't make things from stone, and...wait.
I sense...Esta? Pan? kingfisher?....
They are in the fortress of my other slave. I don't sense the other man...perhaps he isn't the same? This is strange....

Mid-Winter:
The expedition leader is a filthy elf lover! I found out he likes wood. Wood! As if that's going to help us! Wood is filthy. The only part it should have in a fortress is charcoal, and only when coal is rare. Damn, if only I could kill the leader...but that would kill my slave, and who knows where I can find another body?

Anyway, I volunteered to join the military. I got a strange weapon called a gladius...what in Tobul? Well. At least it can kill an elf...

Late Winter:
Caravan arrived. No elves to torture. I will go now, and see if I can make traps for the filthy tree-lovers.

(I'll put the name of the possessed dwarf on top of each entry from now on. If it's Doren, it's Imp's fort, if Tarmid, barconis'.)

EDIT: If the player pool gets bigger, expect to see the diary expanding into it's own thread.

(Please dont find Wikus, please dont find Wikus...)
(Or if you do, he miracuously awakes and threatens you with a sharp spear. )

(Ok, thanks, I'll upload the diary entry tommorow.)

(Writing from the perspective of Imp's fortresses' version of Winterdirge. As soon as the next map is chosen, I'll write from that perspective, assuming Winterdirge exists in that fort.)

Also, barconis, what was the name of the dwarf you turned into Winterdirge? I need to know so I can say I possessed him and am now aware of something going on in the variou- darn it spoiled it for you lot.

>Wait and sleep out of sight.

(Waiting for day to come, assuming nobody kills Wikus in his sleep.)

Where's the clowns? Remember...nobody can ever defeat a clown. Only Toady has that power...