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(There is only one. If there were any more of me, the world would end from the monstrosity of it.)

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Suicidal possessed dwarfhugged human. Or...
Suicidal dwarf with a human behind him.

NINJAS

Or....or a clown in dwarf form.

!!SCIENCE!!

Or rummage through the world files and make them be domesticated.

Granted, but since these things don't exist in real life, you vanish into a game cartridge, never to be heard from again.

I wish that the next version came out tomorrow, I didnt have any modding tragedies with it, I didnt miss it, and nothing bad happens to me on that day.

MY best battle...

Herald of the Apocalypse vs. unleashed clown.

There was rumbling under the world as the most epic creatures in existence (in my world anyway, not counting any otherworldly beings like dwarves, magma, Toady, etc.) clashed.

Typically, I use the copper weapons for lesser militia, e.g the militia who are only citizens on spare time and are called up when war comes, not my permanent militia, who only get 2 months off the entire year. At least use the weapons for something. We wouldnt want elven thieves to use these beautiful weapons against us.

I have two solutions, no three,actually, if your willing to hear me out, Loud Whispers, since this might affect people who don't like 'cheating'...

A) Dfusion ----> Sacrifice millions of elves.
B) Lead it underground and magma the damn thing.
C) Epically killing it with a sqaud of three dwarves in candy armor, or steel if candy is not available.

Bonus if you get MAGMA to surround the hammer. And kittens. And the skulls of dead elves.