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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Orbital Drop Shock Dwarfs
« on: January 11, 2012, 01:04:07 am »
No. The dwarf will probably disassemble a construction, the 'door', to get out and start a massacre.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The neverending story.... Bay 12 Style
« on: January 11, 2012, 01:01:05 am »
Meanwhile...
Tobul and Glog had been put to good use by the camp. Tobul became an entertainer as well as the cook, Glog became a watchman. Tobul, luckily, thanks to her expert hunter and voracious lover Gethor, had a lot of experience in cooking and Glog, having been a former thief, was proficient at keeping lookout. As Tobul prepared a *plump helmet stew*, she began to wonder where Gethor and Urist had gone. 'Hm...where've they gone with that gnome?' she muttered to herself. Then, a pair of drunken fire imps walked into the kitchen, and looked straight at Tobul. 'He-llo, lad...y, we're...go-ing to 'ave some fun with you..' they said drunkenly. Toubl was mortified. 'No, please! No!' she begged, but they advanced.
Until Glog and Gethor walked in.
Tobul and Glog had been put to good use by the camp. Tobul became an entertainer as well as the cook, Glog became a watchman. Tobul, luckily, thanks to her expert hunter and voracious lover Gethor, had a lot of experience in cooking and Glog, having been a former thief, was proficient at keeping lookout. As Tobul prepared a *plump helmet stew*, she began to wonder where Gethor and Urist had gone. 'Hm...where've they gone with that gnome?' she muttered to herself. Then, a pair of drunken fire imps walked into the kitchen, and looked straight at Tobul. 'He-llo, lad...y, we're...go-ing to 'ave some fun with you..' they said drunkenly. Toubl was mortified. 'No, please! No!' she begged, but they advanced.
Until Glog and Gethor walked in.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Dwarf Unit Timeline
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:56:04 am »
All we need now are horrible events like kittens breeding and elves coming to the fortress to make good stories.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rate the avatar of the person above you!
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:54:54 am »
(I am neither a dwarf nor elf. I am BOTH. I AM A MONSTAR.)
9/10.
Not monstrous, sadly.
9/10.
Not monstrous, sadly.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: NDL- National Dungeon League ||| Turn 5! 10 player limit, spots open quickly.
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:54:08 am »
>Look for someone to team up with, being followed by the undead dogs I raised earlier.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarves already jump
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:51:46 am »
Now all we need are the Rorirhim , an elf, dwarf, human and a lot of orcs.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What do I do with all this chert? also, how do I get Ore?
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:50:53 am »
Hm. Use it for catapults. Lob it at filthy elves. PROFIT.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What would the avatar of the person above you say?
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:50:10 am »
(I am a Dwarf/Elf hybrid monstrosity. Please refer to me as that.)
Where's the blood? Blood! BLOOD!
Where's the blood? Blood! BLOOD!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rate the avatar of the person above you!
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:49:14 am »
10/10.
Your monstrosity has merited this perfect score.
(I AM DWARF/ELF HYBRID, NOT FILTHY ELF.)
Your monstrosity has merited this perfect score.
(I AM DWARF/ELF HYBRID, NOT FILTHY ELF.)
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: favorite punishments
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:47:07 am »
I do that. Only I use the herring to massacre entire villages. Whole regions smell like fish and dead corpses because of my actions.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Hunger Games – Survival, No Knowledge of the Series Needed!
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:44:00 am »
'Damn. I forgot Lexx was with Sohac and them lot. I'm screwed if I go near 'em...' Wikus muttered. He looked in one of the buildings and found a nice spot out of sight. He then considered looking for somewhere to start his plan: a power box, exposed wire, anything he could use. He smiled. 'Capitol, you're about to see what happens when we beat the system.'
>Find anything electrical that Wikus can exploit.
>Find anything electrical that Wikus can exploit.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rate the avatar of the person above you!
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:41:11 am »
Eh....
10/11
10/11
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DF Modding / Re: Collective ideas needed. Will be added to existing mod
« on: January 11, 2012, 12:38:59 am »
Paper industry +mail.
Lost explorers that drop steel equipment.
Religion sacrificing + alchemy = O.O
Hm....power core tech that powers firearms.
Lost explorers that drop steel equipment.
Religion sacrificing + alchemy = O.O
Hm....power core tech that powers firearms.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: NDL- National Dungeon League ||| Turn 5! 10 player limit, spots open quickly.
« on: January 10, 2012, 11:11:26 am »
When do I enter the dungeon? 
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 10, 2012, 11:09:43 am »
Granted. I toss it at New Guy and it lands in his mouth. He chokes and dies, returning as a zombie and eats my brainz.
I wish for those cookies NOW.
(I keep backups on 2 USBs and a CD. Compulsive back-ups win!)
I wish for those cookies NOW.
(I keep backups on 2 USBs and a CD. Compulsive back-ups win!)