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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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Insane. ITS BEAUTIFUL.

9001/10

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 10, 2012, 11:00:44 am »
(Hehe...you assume I never keep backups. I always do. :3)

Granted. You mod in so much stuff, your world crashes upon opening.

I wish for no cookies.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I love duplicate raws.
« on: January 10, 2012, 10:58:05 am »
I got :

Dwarves= Kobolds (hell yeah.)
Elves= rats (That'll teach you, vermin.)
Humans = blind cave ogres.
Gobbos= gremlins

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(Ah. Well, if my dwarf dies, redorf meh as a male mason/hammerdwarf named Winterdirge. :P The spirit of Winter shall live on!)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 10, 2012, 10:48:21 am »
Granted. You pull a lever linked to a MASSIVE magma pipe being held back by a floodgate.

I wish that I had the Genesis mod. :3

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« on: January 10, 2012, 10:46:03 am »
Loves elves for their grace.
Gets sentenced to elf execution duty.

Mandates slade items.
Urist McNoble has been struck down.

Gets put on hunter duty.
Charges pack of skeletal elephants.

Knows Urist McRathater hates rats.
Makes a statue of her being attacked by rats and puts it in her bedroom.

Sees beautifully crafted sock and goes for it.
Sock guarded by clown.

Sees masterfully crafted marble lever.
Pulls it and unleashes magma on non magma-safe forges.

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>Find someone from my own district, keeping my guard up while explaining my plan to escape (electrocute the force field around the arena ( Catching Fire reference) ) and ask to ally.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The neverending story.... Bay 12 Style
« on: January 10, 2012, 10:38:03 am »
(Thanks. This is going into a direction I can end with a plot twist. :D)

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Spinning poneh with flailing hair.


9000.9999/10

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Eh...where's my toothbrush and razor? Yes, the candy razor, I need it to get rid of these metal tentacles.

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Wikus now thought carefully. He checked his pack. He had the typical water bottle, sleeping bag, etc. He now needed to enact his plan. He first needed to find somewhere safe to stay, then an exposed electrical wire.

>Find somewhere safe.

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Why am I a girl? :P

Also, what just happened here?

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DF Modding / Re: Modding science: unkillable creatures.
« on: January 09, 2012, 12:06:38 pm »
The Balrog + hobbit mod + Wizard Tower + adventuring part with two human warriors, one wizard, one elven archer, one dwarf warrior, and four hobbits= Battle of Moria :D.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The neverending story.... Bay 12 Style
« on: January 09, 2012, 12:05:12 pm »
Urist did not understand, until the real Gethor walked out of a bush, his =pig tail cloth trousers= having looked like they had been pulled down. 'What?' he asked, until he saw the horned clone. He scowled and the clone shudderedm but did not explode. 'Oh, Asmel...' he muttered. The clone rose and lifted Gethor into the air with one hand. 'You foolish kobold. I am immortal. You will die now....' it said. Ferric took up a pike and stabbed the demon in the gut. It roared and with one flick of his hand, smashed Ferric into the palisade walls of his camp. Gethor took out a dagger and stabbed the demon in the face. He screamed and smashed Gethor into the recovering Ferric. Both fell unconcious. He turned on Urist. 'Your turn, dwarf.'
'Not today, demon.' Urist beheaded the demon in one slash, splashing black blood everywhere and killing the demon. 'It seems immortality is limited, demon.' He spat on the demon's body as it turned to black smoke.

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: !!sciencists!! required
« on: January 09, 2012, 11:45:23 am »
I usually cage it with a webbed cage trap and unleash it as a last resort on the sorry green schmucks when they invade me.

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