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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Gray Cities, a forum guided story
« on: January 09, 2012, 11:43:47 am »
I cant believe someone nicked my name Corvander. 
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72602
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: January 09, 2012, 11:42:17 am »
The new city of Winterdirge is complete, with several ballista batteries located at regular intervals around the city, and archer towers all around. Every caravan that comes sees a giant ballista as they pass the gates, and they see the caged bodies of goblins and animal people who have murdered one of us. In the middle, there is an elf trader, caged in the middle of a magma lake, behind the Trade Depot. And above it all, a hammer menaces over the keep that leads to the underground city.
72603
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Another Project - Dwarven EcoCity 2020
« on: January 09, 2012, 11:31:38 am »
Or a intentional death ray microwaving elven tree-hugging cannibals.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Hunger Games – Survival, No Knowledge of the Series Needed!
« on: January 09, 2012, 11:27:52 am »
Wikus quickly assesed the situation. He saw Sohac eyeing the spears. 'Hell no. That spear's mine,' he muttered, and prepared to sprint towards the spears. He then considered looking for sacks. 'I'm going to need to find something to shove my stuff in,' he muttered.
>Fight for the spears, get a sack, then run as far away as I possibly can.
>Fight for the spears, get a sack, then run as far away as I possibly can.
72605
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What would the avatar of the person above you say?
« on: January 09, 2012, 10:53:54 am »
I take three hours to blink and I love this song!!!
72606
DF Modding / Re: NPC aimed attacks?
« on: January 09, 2012, 10:53:12 am »
What, so dwarves just drunkenly stumble about on the battlefield?
Oh wait, thats their general state of existence.
Oh wait, thats their general state of existence.
72607
DF Modding / Re: Modding science: unkillable creatures.
« on: January 09, 2012, 10:51:20 am »
I must post in this thread. These monsters are the monsters I DREAM about. 
72608
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What exactly IS a fluffy wambler?
« on: January 09, 2012, 10:47:35 am »
This beast will become the ultimate megabeast in my personal mod. Sure, we have bronze collosi and dragons, but all hail the FLUFFY WAMBLAH!!!!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The "Urist McDorfy" meme.
« on: January 09, 2012, 10:46:42 am »
DReadmullet, my respect is now yours for killing elf-loving dwarves. KILL THE TRAITORS!
Also:
Commanded to go dig out flux.
Digs out flux keeping FB out.
Set fire to trees.
Stay outside while it happens.
Told to repeat Boatmurdered.
Includes F**K the World protocol.
Noble sees lever.
Walks to it even though goblin soldiers surround it.
Told to go to Hell.
Does it literally.
Also:
Commanded to go dig out flux.
Digs out flux keeping FB out.
Set fire to trees.
Stay outside while it happens.
Told to repeat Boatmurdered.
Includes F**K the World protocol.
Noble sees lever.
Walks to it even though goblin soldiers surround it.
Told to go to Hell.
Does it literally.
72610
DF Community Games & Stories / Re: erithish, the fortress that killed me.
« on: January 09, 2012, 10:39:39 am »
Oorah. Its spelt DIRGE by the way, not DIKE.
72611
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarven king is an...
« on: January 08, 2012, 03:45:26 pm »
He probably was lost to the depths of time, never to be seen again.
72612
DF Modding / Re: |({[<---*Regeneration V4.3: A Mod by Hugo*--->]})| Phoebus still
« on: January 08, 2012, 03:14:19 pm »
Yep. If only we could use magma though...
Plump Helmets + Sugar/Syrup/Royal Jelly + Herb/Fruit/Spice + Magma = Dwarven Nectar (Drink of the Gods)
Plump Helmets + Sugar/Syrup/Royal Jelly + Herb/Fruit/Spice + Magma = Dwarven Nectar (Drink of the Gods)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Hunger Games – Survival, No Knowledge of the Series Needed!
« on: January 08, 2012, 03:11:05 pm »
I'll take spear before lunch, trap making after, then edible plants the next day.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: erithish, the fortress that killed me.
« on: January 08, 2012, 03:10:19 pm »
The likelihood is he'll be crushed in a cave in after being eaten by a speared magma carp under a bridge.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Evil biomes are getting more !!FUN!! in the next release.
« on: January 08, 2012, 02:16:10 pm »
I will stop this pun rampage with memes!
-goes on random rant about Armok, booze, Cacame and magma.-
-goes on random rant about Armok, booze, Cacame and magma.-