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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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72616
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Don't Die
« on: January 08, 2012, 02:14:47 pm »
Alternatively, screw everything and negotiate with the shadow.

72617
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: lol RNG
« on: January 08, 2012, 01:44:31 pm »
Unfortunately, you may not get a link. THIS IS MINE, YOU HEAR ME, MINE!

72618
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The neverending story.... Bay 12 Style
« on: January 08, 2012, 01:43:09 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

72619
Other Games / Re: Terraria - 1.1 released!
« on: January 08, 2012, 01:26:51 pm »
A room to generally torture the guide with a flamethrower.
Sniper towers.
Heck, make the dungeon your base of operations!

72620
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: lol RNG
« on: January 08, 2012, 01:25:39 pm »
Done already. :P

72621
DF General Discussion / Re: Raining Blood
« on: January 08, 2012, 01:25:21 pm »
The skies shall rain with giant bloodsucking lice that brainwash your dwarves and turn them into....-shudder-....nature activists.

72622
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: lol RNG
« on: January 08, 2012, 01:24:13 pm »
They dont have explosive. Those be Gnomes you speak of.

72623
DF Suggestions / Re: Considering Races' Roles
« on: January 08, 2012, 01:21:50 pm »
Plump Helmet Men should be a hidden, highly advanced civ, determined to prove that they are not merely living food.

72624
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: favorite punishments
« on: January 08, 2012, 01:19:21 pm »
That fucked up individual met with another fucked up individual, and created the horrible dwarf/elf hybrid monstrosity that I possesed and love today.

Also,smacking to death with a fish. Fun and humiliating.

But seriously, that is just fucked up. Raped? This is DF, not some porn website. We should not be seeing stuff about rape. Especially since what happened to the last guy who made rape jokes. Even tossing kids into magma is fine, but rape? No.

72625
DF Community Games & Stories / Re: erithish, the fortress that killed me.
« on: January 08, 2012, 01:14:51 pm »
Change his first name to Winterdirge, yeah.

72626
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Picture Fight
« on: January 08, 2012, 01:14:04 pm »
Look at my avatar.

ITs horrible monstrosity powers cows all but Armok and Toady.

72627
DF Modding / Re: Final Fantasy Mod
« on: January 08, 2012, 12:23:31 pm »
Nope. Cant update today.

72628
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The neverending story.... Bay 12 Style
« on: January 08, 2012, 12:22:44 pm »
Urist loked at Gethor. If anything, he looked paler than before. 'This power is draining him...' he thought. The kobolds escorted them back to the resistance camp, Daggerfurnace. There, they could see all manner of peoples, humans, goblins, lizardmen, elves, dwarves, gremlins, even gnomes. The leader, a large gnome named Ferric, explained.
'For many years, us outcasts have been making camps in the wilderness to base our rebellion. You see, centuries ago, the founding fathers of civilization released a great evil into the world.
'Demons.' Urist responded.
'Aye, dwarf. These creatures rule most civilizations. Only the gremlins and gnomes are free of them.'
'Even the elves have demon rulers?'
'Aye. Why do you think they eat corpses?'#
Urist let him continue.
'But, 50 years ago, a gnomish scholar, Cobalt Ironguard, discovered that the demons of the world were planning a massacre of all the civilizations they ruled. Some believed him and broke off from the mainstream world. Others were exiled and joined us, and now we have camps around the world.'
'Like what happened in Dirgefurnace...'
'I'm sorry?'
'Dirgefurnace was wiped out by a demon.'
'They are enacting their plans...'
'Armok's sake.' muttered Urist. 'So, we are all going to be obliterated by demons. Just dandy.' 'We did find a way to stop them,' responded Ferric. 'We discovered the portal to Hell. It's in Dirgefurnace.' 'So we have to go through that wreck of a place?'
'Yes.'
''Armok help me,' Urist muttered.

72629
CQC Hammerdwarf/Mason named Winterdirge. Profession: Elf Torturer.
Please. :3

EDIT: IF needed, he can take rifles.

72630
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: January 08, 2012, 11:52:58 am »
Granted. That day is when Toady decides to stop developing DF.

I wish that elves existed and that we could slaughter them all.

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