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Messages - IamanElfCollaborator

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Are carving knives bugged?
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:57:03 am »
Still, kobolds somehow-MUST STOP DERAILING.

Anyway, my vanilla mode assault team is
7 proficient or above miners, all armed with steel picks. 3 marksdwarves armed with bismuth bronze crossbows.
or
10 hammerdwarves, silver hammers.

I'd use steel for armor, but that's not going to make elves cry. Leather makes them cry. :D

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cavern fun
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:53:43 am »
But more melting. MOAR BLOOD.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress : Multi-player Edition
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:52:57 am »
Right, I need to sign up for this stuff. When and where is this?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Are carving knives bugged?
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:50:27 am »
Fancy hacks? This is Kobold Camp , with only the stick mod added. :P

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cavern fun
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:49:51 am »
Eye melting syndromes? Why dont you aim for the gold and go for skin melting?

They may not need eyes, but they dont need skin to kill elves either.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The neverending story.... Bay 12 Style
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:48:56 am »
Gethor's eyes opened. One was yellow, one was red. He had been healed while asleep, but it was too late for the wraith poison to leave Gethor unscathed. He looked at Glog, who was lifted into the air. 'Die.' Gethor uttered. Urist shouted 'NO!' and Gethor let Glog down.
'Glog saved us!'
'He still captured us. Let me kill the green bastard, and I'll have it over with in no time.'
'Gethor, no. He wants to help us.'
Glog uttered weakly 'Indeed. I know a way out. I'm too weak from the strangling, so Gethor, you're going to have to cover us three'. 'And why should I do that?' Gethor snapped. Glog lifted the head of the goblin commander from his satchel. 'I'm a traitor.'
'Shall we go then?' Urist asked.

'Gethor, are you ok?' Urist asked. 'Never felt better in my life,' he answered. He kicked the door open and the first two goblins he saw EXPLODED at the mere sight of Gethor. Their death screams could be heard down the tunnel, but nobody could hear them: Gethor had killed their own guards already, in addition to these, and Glog had assassinated the commander and the gremlin assasins.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cavern fun
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:41:57 am »
BUGGER!

Then cast the buggers in obsidian.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Are carving knives bugged?
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:41:22 am »
You would spare all of those animals? ELF!

I'd rather be a wimp who kills animals to make elves cry than an elf who keeps animals alive.

I prefer to apply magma, or to send out REALLY annoyed kobolds armed with naught but pathetic sticks to poke the enemy with. Sticks were modded in by me, and they are worse than even bare hands. At least those can actually knock somethings head off. :P

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: lol RNG
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:34:13 am »
Elf-Qaeda does exist. All elves belong to it, which is why they make you think there is no such thing.

If the dwarves believed it, then all the world would collapse in a cataclysmic war of epic proportions, killing every living thing save the few, terrified survivors, the forgotten beasts, and the clowns down in the circus.

This is known as the 'Elf Bomber Conspiracy.'

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Early defence:
1). Strike the earth.
2).Dig down to caverns.
3).Make elite miner corps to fend off savage cavern civs.
4).Seal off top once successful lumber and farming industries have been set up.
Profit, and only one step longer than the creator's suggestion.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Dwarf Unit Timeline
« on: January 08, 2012, 09:29:26 am »
LIES! I have beheld the sacred tome with my own eyes!

Which is why I am a dwarf/elven hybrid monstrosity, as a punishment.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: cavern fun
« on: January 08, 2012, 08:24:41 am »
Flood the caverns with magma. The buggers will be gone in almost no time.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: January 08, 2012, 08:04:36 am »
YAY!

Bloodshed. You have just gotten a free sample of Magmacin.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: January 08, 2012, 07:47:25 am »
A danger room? I will not shoot you if your dwarves are seriously injured using this and/or elves die here painfully.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The neverending story.... Bay 12 Style
« on: January 08, 2012, 07:36:05 am »
Meanwhile, Glog, the gremlin who had captured them, took aside his goblin commander.
'These people are innocent, you bastard. Why them?' he shouted.
'Glog, your place is not to question me. Your place is to do my bidding.' the goblin commander responded.
'Then, perhaps I should take you out of the equation.'
The goblin commander tried to run, call for help, but Glog slit his neck, then killed the gremlin elite assasins. He took the keys for Urist and Gethor and untied them. He carried them to his quarters, locking the doors and shutting the windows.

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